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ao3 I need you back so I can write melissa x dana smut but also s/o Abbott for giving us that doe eyed bastard line✨✨

starting to believe those jess lesbian ass rumors

I have a very tiny melissa X Dana edit somewhat post coming soon! sorry got called into work and didn’t get to post it! (It’s a tiny little edit, nothing special!)

remember when we all thought melissa was gonna kiki with that other teacher in abbott elementary but then she disappeared upstairs and was never seen again. I know someone who should do that… it sounds like captain bob….

I hate having to be the man of the house but someone must do it! (I went onto the roof and patched it because it was leaking from the rain.)

a gif you can hear ✨

three apples tall !!

this is how I found out she’s not a lesbian-

this is the Melissa that Dana fell in love with, probably over beers at a dive bar where Mel punched a guy out for flirting with them and Dana had to stitch them up🍷🍷

need to get drunk + watch a movie where Julianne Moore either plays gay or cries

she has an army of lesbians behind her 😭