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The Angry Monkey

@depotmonkey

I'm an angry monkey with a lot of opinions. I used to be creative at work. These are my opinions, you can't have them.

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🚨 Do not be an asshole to the Apple Retail Staff as you go iPhone X shopping. It’s not their fault it’s sold out and you are owed nothing. 🚨
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@rejectedjokes24 Mar 2017
Me- "Siri, what time is it?" Siri- "I don't know, why don't you ask Alexa you cheating piece of shit!"
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Repeat after me: resetting your appleid is not a project. It's especially not a photo project.
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GeniusLife@Genius_Bar_Life4 Feb 2017
 genius life
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FRS@FRSwoes27 Oct 2016
When you are ready to start acting like an adult, I'll be ready to help you out. nitter.gq/BreezySlimMcGee/status…
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@angrysalesrep
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Denny’s
@DennysDiner7 Sep 2016
The new water-resistant Pancake.
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.@Stranger_Things
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When Apple won’t replace your damaged iPhone for free & you throw a tantrum in the Apple Store: #IWasToldByAppleCare
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For Voldemort and Valor.
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