Derek Dodson

Fuck Texas…. Ahahahahaah (No, I have no clue how we did that)

I’ve already talked myself into OU being able to move the ball and score some points against Georgia’s defense. Please respect my decision. No further questions at this time.

I’m sorry, are you under the impression that somehow we owe the world something? We owe the world nothing, as a matter of fact the ledger is red on the world side. You owe us!!!

Iranian Mehr News Agency has published the supposed 14 clauses of the MOU $12 billion of Iran's frozen funds to be released before negotiations begin, with another $12 billion during the 60-day final negotiation window. Oil and petrochemical sanctions suspended. Full naval blockade lifted within 30 days. The U.S. commits to non-interference in Iranian affairs, withdrawal of forces from around Iran, and no new sanctions or force deployments during negotiations. An immediate ceasefire is required on all fronts, including Lebanon. The Strait of Hormuz reopens within 30 days under Iranian arrangements. Iran reaffirms its NPT commitment not to produce nuclear weapons. A 60-day window is set to negotiate a final deal covering nuclear issues and full sanctions removal. The U.S. and allies must also present reconstruction plans worth at least $300 billion. Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups are removed from the agenda entirely. No final negotiations begin until the $12 billion is released, oil sanctions are suspended, and the blockade is lifted. A supervisory mechanism will oversee implementation, with any final agreement approved by UN Security Council resolution.

Diabolical camera work immediately panning to dude laughing at a fallen soldier who took one to the ball sack 😂😂😂 Pour one out.

WITKOFF SAYS HE HAS COMMUNICATED TO RUSSIA TO NOT SEND TARGETING INFO AND OTHER ASSISTANCE TO IRAN

Sam, you and Tim are both morally superior so congratulations on that. When our laws are not enforced and illegal immigrants are enticed and paid to be here, it’s the citizens,veterans, tax payers who are punished.

.@MartySmithESPN checking in with an update on Lane Kiffin. (via @CollegeGameDay)

A king doesn’t sound so bad.

The Democratic establishment loves to say the party needs to move to the center, as if they're not already there. In New Jersey and Virginia, deep blue states, they managed to nominate two national-security Dems who aggressively stand for nothing beyond poll-tested platitudes. So they should be cruising to victory, right? Instead Spanberger is barely ahead of a GOP nominee even Republicans think is a dud, and Mikie Sherrill is neck and neck in Jersey. gtfoh.