jasmine 🌸

This is how I compose my tweets btw

i will come to your house and support you in your success

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I am San Francisco

Recent interactions I've had working as a chaplain: Me: Hi! How are you! Patient: If you aren't going to get me out of here I have nothing to say to you. Me to patient's family member: Is this your father? Patient: He is my husband. Patient: Your beauty makes me believe in God

I tried to make a joke to my supervisor by asking if I could keep stuff in the safe in his office. Turns out it was a tabernacle

God has blessed me to an unbelievable degree

Shifting from asking what I can get from people to asking what can I give to them, and more importantly, what we can give the world together

I am of the nature to slaughter God’s only son (sixth remembrance)

Left a treasure in the little free library and was immediately rewarded

Me: why am I constantly being disappointed? God: why do you keep worshipping idols and expecting to find me?

i met this guy over the weekend and he said he worked for a startup that makes an ai that guesses whether people's insurance claims will be approved or denied. i said "oh that sounds kinda evil". he literally replied "yeah it's pretty evil". what

“The vitamin” was just love bro

Colors I associate with each borough Queens: 🟣⚪️ Brooklyn: 🟤🟠 Manhattan: ⚪️🔵 The Bronx: 🟢🔴 Staten Island: 🔵

I wanted to save people but now I realize I can only love them

Today is a great day for KIRTAN RAVE @janitachalam

It’s a great day for NINJUTSU

The brooklyn orthodox jewish population is single handedly keeping the minivan industry in business

NYC is ideal mother Jerusalem is ideal father