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Coder girl 👩💻 retweeted
Imagine explaining to someone that you spent your evening comparing the intelligence of chatbots instead of actually using one to finish your work.
Coder girl 👩💻 retweeted
Have you noticed that some of the most popular and best programming languages start with P?
Python, PHP, and Perl…
Coincidence? I think not
Coder girl 👩💻 retweeted
My client said, Can you make the website look like Instagram, work like Amazon and be as fast as Google?
I said, Of course.
He then asked how much it would cost.
I gave him the estimate.
He replied, But it's just a website.
I suddenly understood why some developers disappear without notice. 💀
Have you noticed that some of the most popular and best programming languages start with P?
Python, PHP, and Perl…
Coincidence? I think not
My client said, Can you make the website look like Instagram, work like Amazon and be as fast as Google?
I said, Of course.
He then asked how much it would cost.
I gave him the estimate.
He replied, But it's just a website.
I suddenly understood why some developers disappear without notice. 💀
Coder girl 👩💻 retweeted
There was a time when knowing just HTML, CSS, and JavaScript could get you a $100k salary job.
Coder girl 👩💻 retweeted
Being in tech means you’re always learning, even when you’re not trying to 😂
You could be scrolling your phone and suddenly think, Wait, what actually happens when I run npm install?
Imagine explaining to someone that you spent your evening comparing the intelligence of chatbots instead of actually using one to finish your work.
There was a time when knowing just HTML, CSS, and JavaScript could get you a $100k salary job.
Being in tech means you’re always learning, even when you’re not trying to 😂
You could be scrolling your phone and suddenly think, Wait, what actually happens when I run npm install?
me: hey claude, can you just clean up this one function?
claude: absolutely! i've also rewritten the entire codebase.
me: bro what
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me: hey claude, can you fix this one tiny bug?
claude: absolutely! i've also refactored 37 files for you.
me: what
the app: #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵
Coder girl 👩💻 retweeted
In this era, spending years studying Computer Science or Software Engineering feels like a waste of time and resources when you can learn these skills online and build real projects.
Coder girl 👩💻 retweeted
Recruiter: We need someone with 3 years of experience.
Me: I have the skills and I'm willing to learn.
Recruiter: Unfortunately, we need someone with 3 years of experience.
So who exactly is supposed to give me the 3 years?
Coder girl 👩💻 retweeted
The way people announce that AI will replace software engineers, you'd think companies are currently rejecting developers because they have too many working products and not enough problems to solve.