i’m ok with distillation as long as the model says the pledge of allegiance every morning during homeroom
there’s a lot to learn from how top tier pitchers throw to first, as an analogy for how your best IC interacts with coworkers
attempts to establish a catch phrase have been met with annoyance by those close to me. bada bing bada boom
i empathize with todays youth because if someone tried to restrict my screen time i’d also be freaking pissed
instead of therapy I go into my phones notes app and write a lil poem that makes no sense to me 2 weeks later. Works every time
walking home from work and seeing a microwave discarded on the sidewalk. wondering where it’s been and what it’s seen
bumping into a colleague and keeping one airpod in so that removing both doesn’t revert to speaker and accidentally reveal i’m listening to The Hampster Dance Song
seeing my doctor next week to understand if im a poo poo head or a doo doo head because my niece keeps flip flopping on the diagnosis
my mom in particular hates that i’ve removed all titles and am calling my grandma a member of the technical staff
tech CEOs should have their remains entombed in the middle of a data center, like the pharaohs of old
week 0: i dont even care about fantasy football anymore ill never look at this again
week 14: hi mrs. jones, you don’t know me but i work with your son. he won’t answer my slack messages anymore and I’m trying to get in touch with him so he can set his lineup
