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New joke No.24
My gf thinks I’ll get the black eyed peas front mans name wrong, I said “Will I Now”
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People say flat earthers are all insane well that’s not true 13% of us don’t drink our own piss!
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Jokes that I’m unsure of so YOU decide No.7
The other day I managed to weigh both my pigeons on the scales at once, two birds one stone
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Jokes that I’m about to put in the bin but thought I’d check with you first No.6
I told my mum that I go to the gym to pick up girls, she said “don’t they have any weights?”
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Finally! People are saying it out loud! 2019 will be the year I fully transform into “genius”
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Jokes that I’m pretty sure aren’t good enough but thought I’d check with you first No.1
My whole family can do good impressions on the KISS lead singer, must be the Simmons Gene
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Jokes that I’m unsure whether to include in next years show #69
Can't believe it, I just opened a Christmas cracker and found a blank bit of paper, no joke
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Jokes that I’m unsure whether to include in next years show #67
To be a horse rider or not to be horse rider, that is Equestrian.
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Jokes that I’m unsure whether to include in next years show #46
“A man got awarded a certificate for having the worlds strongest grip, you can’t take that away from him”
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Jokes that I’m unsure whether to include in next years show #38
“My friend was trying to touch her nose with her tongue. She asked me to try and then got annoyed that I licked her nose.”
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Finally watched all of preacher. And i have to say it is genius!! Funny, subtle humour, and super gross !!
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Jokes that I’m unsure whether to include in next years show #37
“Think it’s time my girlfriend got her car fixed, she told me she was late for a meeting and drove for 3 hours without any breaks”
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Jokes that I’m unsure whether to include in next years show #30
“Talking dirty is a Top sex tip whereas
Always use lube is a Bottom sex tip”
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Jokes that I’m unsure whether to include in next years show #27
“I’ve got a pedal bin but have no idea how to get rid of the rest of the bike”
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