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Writer who gets caught on door handles a lot and never shuts up about domestic abuse. Views mine etc. She/her

Glasgow
Joined March 2009
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
copy editing straight up does not fucking exist anymore & publications of all kinds at the highest levels of professionalism are rife with spelling, grammatical, mechanical, usage errors & AI killed any hope of it ever getting better because they're training on the shitty data.
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Replying to @drmistercody
I don't believe US troops will fire on American citizens.
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Well, I guess you can call me a law changer! Today, the Victims, Witnesses, and Justice Reform Bill passed - critically with an amendment to make court transcripts free for rape survivors. This is something that’s come directly from survivors’ pain and I couldn’t be more proud.
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Keira Knightley and James McAvoy will voice Professor Umbridge and Mad-Eye Moody in Audible's #HarryPotter audiobook series. Additional casting includes: - Kit Harington as Professor Lockhart - Simon Pegg as Arthur Weasley - Leo Woodall as Bill Weasley - Iwan Rheon as Professor Lupin - Ruth Wilson as Bellatrix Lestrange - Ambika Mod as Nymphadora Tonks - Leo Woodall as Bill Weasley - Gemma Whelan as Professor Sprout - Matt Berry as Sir Cadogan. wp.me/pc8uak-1lGhgG
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Asylum seekers don’t get new build homes you lying freak
I’m representing a veteran stuck in a one-bed flat with his wife & 2 young daughters. The mould is so bad both girls have been hospitalised with respiratory problems Seeing asylum seekers handed these new-build homes is not just disappointing—it’s a betrayal to him and all Brits
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But according to MumsNet “wE CaN aLwAYS tELl hurr durr” These people are horrific.
It’s official chat, I’m a ciś grifter.
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Okay, now define the biological sexes. Every attempt I've ever seen at doing that had contradictions or people who aren't even trans not meeting either definition.
🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010
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how are you arriving into 2025 like
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If the reason for this ban was, as Streeting says here, "medicine was given to vulnerable young children without the evidence that it was safe," then he would ban puberty blockers for all children. He has banned them only for trans children. Because it's not about safety.
Puberty blockers for children with gender dysphoria are being banned indefinitely in the UK, following the Cass Review. Health Secretary Wes Streeting says "it was a scandal that medicine was given to vulnerable young children without the evidence that it was safe" @LBC
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Yes and I wish I acted worse!
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Bob Odenkirk was absolutely the best possible choice for Mr. March because as a largely unseen character, the actor needed to generate immediate affection and excitement from the audience.
we listen and we don’t judge: little women edition
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Today: a new THREAD👇of sheroes: women who disappeared into their menfolk. 1st Dorothy Livesey Reynolds, a key geologist who worked w/ her husband at Edinburgh Uni but wasn't paid as it was deemed 'inappropriate' WHAT? She won a Lyell medal & was 1st female member of @news_RSE /1
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
el*n m*sk could never write "champagne supernova" but oasis could produce a car that sucks and blows up
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
🚨REQUEST🚨 If anyone in Perth has a set of football kits (adult) from their club etc. that they would be kindly willing to temporarily donate for a charity game on Friday night, please give me a shout. Just tops will do. Will be returned washed, dried and folded.
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You heard it here first! @Tenementkitch and I are launching the Scottish Food History podcast, beginning with a series on Victorian Christmas! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍽️🎄 If you'd like to get in touch with weird food questions, to share your own Christmas traditions, we want to hear from you!
All I’ve ever wanted since I was a child is a Christmas cooking special. Well, myself a @lindsmiddleton have decided to launch a food history podcast and are asking people to submit questions about Scotland’s Victorian Christmas. Victorian menu mysteries? Want recipe ideas?
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you simply can’t beat the blueprint.
quote with a romcom scene that literally changed the trajectory of your life!
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The people of Moray know very well that if you’re an MP and MSP at the same time, you can’t do either job properly.
Stephen Flynn to stand as a candidate in the 2026 Scottish Parliament election. If he wins a Holyrood seats he wants to do a Douglas Ross and stay on as an MP until the next Westminster vote. Means the SNP will need to drop it's no dual mandate rule.
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Did you know that i'm running this gig next tuesday at the rum shack in glasgow? With Susan Riddell and Kate Hammer and Conor O Toole! It's going to be so good. For the love of god you must come! wegottickets.com/event/63494…
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Lauren Aitchison retweeted
Kyler Murray today vs. the Jets: - 21/23 - 260 passing yards - 3 TDs (1 pass, 2 rush) - 0 INTs - 128.3 passer rating Said it before Week 1: Take Arizona seriously.
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