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Joined March 2012
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“Would you like to tip the worker”
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10/31/2026 👀
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First they make artificial sweeteners Then it’s the lab grown chocolate How much money do you need?
Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. The peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in. Sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. Everything after that is 2% or less, and it's the dyes, the glaze, some vanillin and a little milk. There's no cocoa anywhere. Partially defatted just means the peanuts went through a press. The peanut oil comes out one side and gets sold as peanut oil. What's left is a dry peanut flour, and that's what the center is made from, because flour holds a shape in a panning drum and doesn't go rancid. Then they put fat back in, and the fat they picked is hydrogenated palm kernel oil, which is solid at room temperature and costs less than peanut oil. You can see the swap on the panel. 38 pieces have 6 g of fat and all 6 are saturated. Peanut oil is mostly unsaturated, so that number isn't the peanut. The shell is sugar with 4 dyes and a coat of shellac.
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Lab grown cocoa 🍫 Book mark this, it’s already happening with the top two major chocolate companies…
Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. The peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in. Sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. Everything after that is 2% or less, and it's the dyes, the glaze, some vanillin and a little milk. There's no cocoa anywhere. Partially defatted just means the peanuts went through a press. The peanut oil comes out one side and gets sold as peanut oil. What's left is a dry peanut flour, and that's what the center is made from, because flour holds a shape in a panning drum and doesn't go rancid. Then they put fat back in, and the fat they picked is hydrogenated palm kernel oil, which is solid at room temperature and costs less than peanut oil. You can see the swap on the panel. 38 pieces have 6 g of fat and all 6 are saturated. Peanut oil is mostly unsaturated, so that number isn't the peanut. The shell is sugar with 4 dyes and a coat of shellac.
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BREAKING: New Dev study finds retatrutide is over 100X more deadily than eating a clean Whole Foods diet 🚨
BREAKING: New Eli Lilly study finds Retatrutide is over 2x more effective than Ozempic!
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Are you an ego lifter or a smart lifter? 📝 Ego too big that you are afraid of assisted ups? 🤔 Let me know you’re favorite go-to back exercises 👇
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See you tonight @aliwong 🎤
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Video proof or you a capper larper 🚨 22 pushups on the spot, no edit
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Yessir now it’s your turn my guy
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GM ☀️ Say it back if you’re not afraid of ghosts 👻
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Ballistics, INBOUND 🚨
[Emergency alert] North Korea has launched a suspected ballistic missile. More updates to follow.
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DDL tournaments and recovery 🔑
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WTF ABOUT TO GO DOWN
Security Alert: U.S. Mission Saudi Arabia (October 28, 2026) Effective October 23, 2026, the Department of State ordered non-emergency U.S. government employees and U.S. government employee family members to leave Saudi Arabia due to safety risks.   Iranian-supported Houthis have engaged in hostilities against Saudi Arabia, including attacks on civilian airports and other critical infrastructure resulting in civilian casualties and severe travel disruptions. The hostilities have the potential to escalate rapidly beyond that immediate area.   U.S. government employees working in Saudi Arabia require special authorization from Chief of Mission to use any airport in Saudi Arabia following recent missile and UAV attacks on airports in the Kingdom.   - King Khalid International Airport (RUH) in Riyadh announced a partial reopening as of October 23 for domestic flights and some international flights operated by national carriers. A limited number of flights normally based at RUH are operating out of Qassim-based Prince Naif bin Abdulaziz International Airport (ELQ).   - Operations at King Abdulaziz International Airport in Jeddah (JED) are operational with some delays and cancellations.   - Operations at King Fahd International Airport in Dammam (DMM) are operational with some delays and cancellations.   U.S. citizens should be aware of potential attacks on airports, airspace closures, flight cancellations, and travel disruptions. Please take extreme caution if you choose to use airports in Saudi Arabia. We recommend checking your flight departure status directly with the airline and with the airport. Read more: sa.usembassy.gov/security-al…
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Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US military is preparing for the possibility of a major war that could cripple power grids, disrupt supply chains and threaten critical infrastructure on American soil, NYPost reports.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES ⚠️ AND TELL THE PEOPLE CLOSE TO YOU THAT YOU LOVE THEM 💔
REMINDER: On Tuesday, November 17, 2026, around 2:20 p.m. ET, FEMA and @FCC will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS). The test will air on radio and TV only and will not be sent to mobile phones. No action is needed from the public.
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Slop bowls daily ✅ What’s your go-to dinner?
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DDMIAMI 2026 is in 40 days! 🌴 Rooms at the Arlo Wynwood are limited, lock yours in. 👉 doginaldogs.com/events-2026/…
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