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fantastic day today

This guy wouldn't stop riding my ass while I was driving down the highway. Can we atleast wait until I check in the motel room?

im the secret third option

I just now learned that #whoremembers is supposed to mean "who remembers" and not "whore members"

hey

There was a Gym in Pokémon Go on top of the mountain I climbed. It's probably gonna be a long ass time before I get this Blissey back lmao

there are it's benefits to being salary but working a 12 hour day with no overtime is not one of them lol

my back is killin me im dyin

🥳

afraid of the money. you a hypochondristacks

the opps are licking on my balls while strokin it

hungover

I love you

yesh

drumk

am i dumb or just stupid