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Freelance writer/super-nerd/Tick and Godzilla fan/R.E.M. nut. She/her and yes, I have blue hair. Avatar drawn by Andrea Schiavone. Control, I'm here

Joined April 2009
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Ma, I finally made the big-time! bsky.app/profile/dezbot.bsky… and also @dezbot on Threads and Insta. Not that I'm posting all that much anywhere because I don't know which one is best. Well, I do like putting pix on Insta. Of cats. And food. And baseball. And concerts.
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For those keeping track, Donald Trump's National Guard had not been deployed on the ground when he posted this.
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Replying to @gintszilbalodis
Congratulations, well deserved!!!
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Diane Warren, perennially winless. If they hate her so much, why do they keep nominating her? #Oscars2025
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#BoldandBeautiful Look at Hope, trying to rub two brain cells together.
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Happy New Year and may all kaiju bless you :)
🎆 Godzilla-kun, Minilla, and Little light up the sky for 2025! Here’s to another amazing year #Godzilla fans 🎉
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Happy gobble gobble, turkeys! 🦃🦃🦃
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💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Clayton Kershaw announces that Shohei Ohtani is your 2024 NL MVP ... and Decoy ain't having it 😂
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John Robinson, head coach of Rams from 1983-1991, dies at age of 89 nfl.com/news/john-robinson-h…
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I had the good fortune to meet him once. He was very sweet. R.I.P. deadline.com/2024/11/tony-to…
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Why are trump supporters getting so mad that we say that we hope everything that they voted for happens to them? Why is that a threat? YOU VOTED FOR IT WHY ARE YOU MAD? I hope everything that you voted for happens to you PERSONALLY. Why you mad boo?
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In June 2024, Trump started telling his supporters he didn't need votes - he had more votes than he needs. In October, Tucker said Elon was f*cked and would go to jail if Trump loses. Every single State needs a full investigation and recount, including Starlink activity.
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This is the legacy of Republican presidency in America. But, I don't blame the presidents, I blame Americans who keep voting for them just to drag us back. Biden took unemployment alone from 14.7% to 4.1% today. Again, let's use that alone as a yardstick for Trump in 4yrs.
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At least we got our first gay Vice President
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So the Trump administration after getting the Latino vote is going to go after those have Naturalized Citizenship. Leopards Eating Face
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Pundits are asking what more Harris could have done to win? 1. Be born a white man. Solved it for you.
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Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history now. AND HE SHOULD.
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I am deceased 💀👻
Mark Zuckerberg dressed as John Wick for Halloween but I thought it was Fran Lebowitz
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