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Long Island, NY
Joined March 2011
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Mentally, emotionally and physically unavailable until further notice.
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If she’s into you. She’s probably a chinese spy.
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Dear Chinese spies. I’m open to sleeping with you too
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Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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Its hard to have sympathy for an AI overlord who could sleep with anybody but chose to sleep with a spy
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How tf is it week 9 already
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Is there an Anti-Liberty Biberty thing going on or is my algorithm smoking crack?
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This is real now
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Why do these Chinese honey pot spies have so much success with high profile business or government people? How has this class of greased-up boomers not yet learned not to sleep with the spy?!
BREAKING: Nvidia launches investigation into CEO Jensen Huang after he admits to “intimate relationship” with Chinese spy.
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If they ever remake American Psycho Robert Pattinson will be the only acceptable Patrick Bateman
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Ugh, cancelled Peacock before I had the chance to watch Minions & Monsters
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I can tell ur on cold brew bro
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Anybody else watching Phony on Hulu?
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Incoming 🔥
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Dylan Farella retweeted
im all nervous no system
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Anyone else watch Taken Natalee Holloway on Netflix yet?
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Dylan Farella retweeted
Last night is exactly why no President has dealt with Iran before now We don't reward Presidents for acting in the best long-term interest of the country We reward them for avoiding difficult decisions if it means we don't have to make any sacrifices during any given 2yr period
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Dylan Farella retweeted
the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here
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