Flyback from the GE retweeted
The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
Flyback from the GE retweeted
Nathan: Do you see why this is funny?
Elizabeth: Because all these certificates have to be revoked?
Nathan: Yes. But do you understand why 4 is a terrible secret key?
Elizabeth: Well... it's equally likely as any other value drawn from the uniform distribution.
damn i committed the cardinal sin of logging in and playing the game today lol (never said a word to this guy)
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Flyback from the GE retweeted
quite literally in awe of the AI generated song I just heard on an ad for a Ugandan down syndrome charity instagram decided I needed to be aware of for some reason
Still forever curious why @Cloudflare will provide DNS resolution services for a site that is literally on their 1.1.1.1 blocklist. Like, it's hosting malware, maybe we should make them get their nameservers from someone else?
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Flyback from the GE retweeted
Replying to @augikabi
i love how you can just make iphones do shit like this
Flyback from the GE retweeted
The bus driver kicked me off the bus because my arms were weird. Your arms are not natural to your body, he said, pay the fare again and leave. His hand was on his holstered gun. My card declined. I heard people telling him Thank you. The mayor was there
Flyback from the GE retweeted
For everyone asking:
- yes it's real
- 6 month term
- money well spent to get this mf off the internet
His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong
Flyback from the GE retweeted
🚨 Zuck is live on Insta smoking meats again 🚨
This is not a drill.
“Yeah Tank, we’re smoking sausage. Smoke whatever the fuck we want.”
a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off

ALT Home & Family > Has a Doberman that is a guard dog and an ex-police dog Home & Family > Dog was part of a CIA experiment to allow dogs to carry firearms Home & Family > Dog has a bionic prosthetic with recoil suppression Home & Family > Dog has a Glock 40 Home & Family > Dog is highly trained in the use of a Glock 40 Home & Family > Dog is trained in the use of force Home & Family > Has a cat




























