Dicky Wright

Who the hell is giving their son's sexual lessons?

If you havent booked your spot at the @projectmoz comedy night on the 22nd April in #Groombridge then pull your finger out and contact me 😉

Yes, but......

#WestHam @ExWHUEmployee

Just me and Barry from Eastenders smashing the granny out of Spandau Ballet.... My 2nd @Barrioke1 experience at the @twforum and it was an absolute blinder #barrioke

Bold move from Rishi Sunak to place Brian Clough in the cabinet.

Errrr, I think you are forgetting someone

Did a spot in Edinburgh this morning for the wonderful Good Humour Comedy. There was a diverse audience of people from Kent so my Tunbridge Wells material really landed.

Agreed but this runs it close youtu.be/e0oeY1KMY9U

In an surprising turn of events I have pulled my finger out and booked some gigs. To celebrate I have even made a handy graphic with my face on. With design skills this bad the comedy has to be decent, so hope to see you at some of the dates below.

Just went down a water slide in Portugal with my daughter watching. Went for a half Superman pose as I hit the water which, in hindsight, came off as a Nazi salute.