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Irish guy from STL Work hard, play harder! Lover of life, God and family. Love my freedom and ability to do whatever I want

St. Louis, Mo
Joined March 2009
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I'd like your no pants to be on my no pants. Flirting is easy y'all
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630 in the morning on Saturday? That's a real time? Fuck working weekends!
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Otters hold hands at night so they don't float away from each other, but I guess that emoji you sent is nice too.
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My life is pretty much complaining how tired I am all day, then staying up reading the entire internet all night.
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Apparently when I'm tired I have zero filter and words fly out like bullets. Not even sorry
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Was told I have a calming presence and bring balance...I wish I had that same effect on myself
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Bruce Jenner will never be on a box of Wheaties again, however, he is now in negotiations with Fruit Loops.
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Romantic to perverted in 2.5 tweets.
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The one question I've asked myself most since I was a boy until I became a man is, "I wonder what her nipples are like?"
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The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. He gets that from his mother.
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You get what you put out, treat people well and they'll treat you even better.
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Never stick your dick anywhere you wouldn't stick your tongue
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Don't underestimate the value of the shoulder you give someone when they're going through rough times. It's priceless.
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[interview at buffalo wild wings] INTERVIEWER: if you could describe yourself as any animal what animal would it be? ME: a flying buffalo
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