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Otters hold hands at night so they don't float away from each other, but I guess that emoji you sent is nice too.
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My life is pretty much complaining how tired I am all day, then staying up reading the entire internet all night.
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Apparently when I'm tired I have zero filter and words fly out like bullets. Not even sorry
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Was told I have a calming presence and bring balance...I wish I had that same effect on myself
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Bruce Jenner will never be on a box of Wheaties again, however, he is now in negotiations with Fruit Loops.
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#RecipeForDisaster You have a gun and If you refuse repeated orders to drop it from police dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
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The one question I've asked myself most since I was a boy until I became a man is, "I wonder what her nipples are like?"
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The baby gets furious when I try to undress him.
He gets that from his mother.
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You get what you put out, treat people well and they'll treat you even better.
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Don't underestimate the value of the shoulder you give someone when they're going through rough times. It's priceless.













