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Gender Neutral Entrepreneur behind America's favorite podcast -- The Hustler's Dynasty.

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Joined May 2014
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casting my buffs before the elden ring duel
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99% chance this guy is trolling but the 1% chance hes not is way too funny
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forever
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if someone talks to me with a long ass weird sentence like that while im trying to choke one down its gonna be Problems
walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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I miss Marathon
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I’m glad they’re still making guys like this
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It's been seven years, and this only gets funnier with time.
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One time i saw guy with down syndrome using a gift card at best buy to get candy
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The golf cart, the architecture, the gaudy decor, the grab-bag theology, the complete rejection of community and tradition… this is a crueler mockery of America B and their anxieties than anything I could come up with
I rebuke golf cart McMansion hell…
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divorced on the cellphone, rock hard nips, chucky is there too. a stunning tableau of American collapse.
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What's this mean for the r/HilaGooners community? She single? #SteppingUp #OpenSeason 😉#HilaGooning
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I just think it’s interesting this affair was announced the day after Ebenezer Scrooge went on venmo.
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Praying for my best friend and boss. There were rumors I was the ghost producer on H3H3, which I am now happy to confirm. I was asked by an incorrigible waitress how us insiders were feeling (after I made the announcement), to which I could only make a "Sad Pikachu" face.
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Apples New iPhone AI is incredibly advanced! Listen to this: It can emulate the entire human experience in real time and it just found out it can take 10 handfuls of Ambien and bewilder its nephews on Facebook for a weekend. Talk about growing up fast!
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I know matthew weiner is a workplace abuser pedophile and a war criminal Zionist holocaust denier or whatever but I’m watching This shit!
Eddie Murphy will star in a Peacock drama series, "The Chairman," from Matthew Weiner, NBC says.
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Trainwrecks pulled out his “PUD”💥 and Pokimane grabbed the rat like a slinky that got stuck on the rug-covered steps of your childhood home😭 this whole situation feels like Ghost (1990) directed by someone who has never seen a movie!
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Ghost (1990) really said “you in danger, girl” and somehow we ended up in the Pokimane x Trainwreckstv cinematic universe THE TIMELINE IS INSANE. Ghost walked so streamer drama could haunt us 35 years later.
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Drake and Pinkchyu together feels like a collab nobody asked for but everybody is gonna analyze for the next 3 business days 😭The vibes are confusing, the timeline is fed, and somehow we’re all pretending this makes sense.
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