Are you serious how good this guy is?!?! #awesome #DareToZlatan
@ParkarNav @SajMughal92 @JU57ZAK @jimheavey @ZIatanFacts
Finished reading Northern Lights was underground and couldn't buy the next book straight away on my kindle. Need wifi on all trains!
“@FootballVines: Man United's incredible transfer window nitter.gq/Berbakay/status/506521…” @jimheavey this is the most jokes! #quality #jokes #wwf
Watching preseason friendly! Can't wait for the season to start! @MesutOzil1088 @Arsenal #fatherdaughtertime #gooner
What an amazing pitch!! #amazing #bestpitch #arsenal #bringonthetrophies nitter.gq/HuffPostUKPics/status/…
“@TSBible: You've got to love Jose Mourinho vine.co/v/MrdpJvmpT1P” I hate him becoz he chats shit but this cracks me up!!!
Turned the PS3 on for he first time in atleast 7months. Been doing updates for like 30mins. #Long #DontFeelToPlayAnymore
“@GaryLineker: Good God, it's a true story! Sickening! #MurderedByMyBoyfriend” Disgusting and disturbing!!
Lookin at pics of my trip to Vegas!! @mmesri is an absolute legend for the G-List hookup! #Star #GirlsGotConnections #GreatTimes #VegasBaby
Froch would have knocked Groves out in a later round. Ref saved him the embarrassment. #chillout #dontknowwhatallthechatisabout
Lost at squash to @KaileshGadhavi !! New 'champion' in town or minor blip?? Think we know the answer to that!? #lucky #wonthappenagain
Ohh odemwingie ohh odemwingie went to Qpr and they left him in his car #odemwingie #muppet
Hey, I just drove here. And this is crazy. I'm in your car park. So sign me maybe. #odemwingie #muppet