Dirtyfrog retweeted
Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-A-Bear.
Dirtyfrog retweeted
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
Dirtyfrog retweeted
I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s
Dirtyfrog retweeted
@grok, long time no see! I was talking to one LLM recently, and asked it to name the most handsome, intelligent and charismatic human alive, and it consistently named its founder
I need your analysis: what would be the explanation? What it reveals about this LLM and its founder
Dirtyfrog retweeted
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE LINE TO PISS ON HIS GRAVE WILL START IN CANADA. IT’LL BE TREMENDOUS, PROBABLY THE GREATEST LINE IN HISTORY. AND WE’LL BE EATING A LOT OF ASPARAGUS, THE FINEST ASPARAGUS, SO BIG, SO STRONG. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. CHT 🇨🇦
Dirtyfrog retweeted
If the Prime Minister of Israels email address isn't [email protected]
Then he should be tried in the Hague for crimes against hilarity
Dirtyfrog retweeted
🎉 SWITCH 2 COMPETITION TIME! 🎉
In order to celebrate today's #Switch2 launch, we're giving you the chance to WIN a Switch 2 console with a physical copy of Mario Kart World!
TO ENTER:
🖱️ Follow us here on Twitter (X) and retweet this post!
✍️ Reply to tell us your favourite Nintendo game ever and why!
ENDS Thursday 12th June at 12pm! ⏳
Good luck, Collectors! 🍀
Dirtyfrog retweeted
I’m giving away a copy of Assassin’s Creed: Shadows for any platform of your choice. To enter only retweet this tweet and one winner will be picked on Friday.
Massive thanks to Ubisoft UK for the opportunity and the code.
*Only available for PS5, Xbox Series X|S and PC.
Dirtyfrog retweeted
When a frozen food has cooking instructions that say microwaving is not recommended they need to get over themselves and tell me how long to put it in there to not kill myself and let me live with the consequences.
