@dissociate_me

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Joined May 2010
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connor
@ConnorEatsPants11h
me when i love the meat:
FactPost
@factpostnews13h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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FactPost
@factpostnews13h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Back in the day this would obliterate a sitting president, today it’s just another silly ol day
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@TMZ18h
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

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Right Wing Cope
@RightWingCope16h
Evergreen JD Vance tweet
TMZ
@TMZ18h
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

tmz.com
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TMZ
@TMZ18h
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

tmz.com
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UMMMMMMMM
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 26
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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Vice Tempus@ViceTempusOct 27
we are back to making bangers @dissociate_me
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Stereogum
@stereogumOct 24
Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [📹: Ayman Abdeldayem]
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hunter@3gpmhOct 22
fuckkkkkkkk i got tomorrow tomorrow
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Vice Tempus@ViceTempusOct 22
violence is never the answer. unless you're listening to this.
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Joseph@joseph02482Oct 21
Fuck you
🤝 Paid partnership
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Vice Tempus@ViceTempusOct 21
never had a project do this. i can't work on it anymore so this is the final version i guess lmao
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Frankie🪆Fey
@frankiefeyOct 20
straight from the smiling friends universe:
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Rec@Rec_A_DorkOct 20
I feel bad for the Onion writing staff. How are you suppose to make up stuff more ridiculous then this?
Pop Base
@PobBaseOct 19
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a Parady account making a joke. A note is required due to many people taking this as a true fact. x.com/PobBase
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GPC@GPC_GloballOct 19
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Goldman: "Trump raped a 13-year-old girl and then sexually assaulted her."
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Essenviews
@essenviewsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Breaking911
@Breaking911Oct 19
BREAKING: The Supreme Court agrees to review the Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes. -AP
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An0maly
@LegendaryEnergyOct 19
At least he knows who he works for.
Merit Freeman@Donald_LangdonOct 18
TRUMP: "I've been the best president in the history of Israel."
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GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."
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P a u l ◉
@SkylineReportOct 18
The fucking around is over. The finding out has begun.
The Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetterOct 18
BREAKING: Ukraine has just struck the St. Petersburg oil port and set it ablaze, with massive fires rising, one of Russia's largest fuel storage and export facilities. Zelensky said two days ago that Ukraine will restart major strikes on Russian energy. "The block on attacking refineries is out. We're done."
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