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Joined August 2018
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lets set some realistic goals here : jokes banned by 2016. sex banned by 2020. a cop in every household by 2025
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more proof that nicotine is gods gift to man and we are fools to spurn it
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Everyone is so negative. I, for one, think it’s great to see Hockey Canada being a leader in the face of moral trials and tribulations. Google “Hockey Canada Trial” for more info
Statement from Hockey Canada. 🍁 Déclaration de Hockey Canada. 🍁
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i am stoned and was scrolling without my glasses on and i thought this was a spine. like the spoons were vertebrae and the peanut butter was discs
Eleven spoonfuls of peanut butter comes in comes in clutch af sometimes
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in that case, i fucking hope AO3 stays down forever
everytime ao3 goes down there's 500 annoying bitches cheering and telling us to read real books
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AI/LLM talks the way it goes because it ate all the fanfiction on the internet. i cannot read an AI-generated paragraph without being reminded of writing quirks i used to only encounter in fanfiction. but now that juvenile style is everywhere & in everything
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i’m more angry about being called an annoying bitch than i am that you don’t read. do as thou wilt or whatever
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i finally succeeded in making salsa that is too hot for me to eat!!! it tastes great but all i need is a little dollop and a looooooot of guacamole
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I think it's worth saying that much of the UK's current of anti-porn legislation is being driven by terfs who have some really wacky conspiracy theories about porn turning people trans.
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Salem caught another anole on her walk! snatched him right off the drainpipe 💀
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i need a T-shirt that says "I support Palestine Action and BBW face sitting" so i can get doubly arrested in the UK
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Who Watches The Watchers. a great episode elevated to great heights with a fantastic performance by Ray Wise.
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211/2,000 so far, please boost and donate if you can. Every little bit helps 🙏
A good friend of mine recently discovered that her boyfriend had been producing (and possibly distributing) child pornography of her daughter. He is now in police custody, but without his rent money she is at risk of losing housing. Please donate 🙏❤️ venmo.com/code?user_id=24978…
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chicxulub 2 retweeted
Sergio Aragones’ The Vampire (1970)
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I found the Letterboxd page for a horse that acted in a bunch of old westerns
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not @mikemaniscalco going “its us!” when he saw bert and ernie im crying
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