lifestyle journalist by day, actor and filmmaker by other days. bylines @insider @vinepair @vice and stuff.

New York, NY
Joined September 2012
btw i recently, quietly put my short film DEMONS up for all to see. in case you’re into colors, feelings, and/or corrosive menstrual blood m.youtube.com/watch?v=l7xxy1…
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dropping in to Hell Site to announce: my short script is going to be read at @cindependentff next month!
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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kamala pledged to be tougher on the border than trump, wouldn’t ban fracking, pledged allegiance to israel, and gave no strong support to trans people. is the far left pandering in the room with us?
Rep. Tom Suozzi (D-N.Y.) says Democrats “have to stop pandering to the far left” He adds: “I don’t want to discriminate against anybody, but I don’t think biological boys should be playing in girls’ sports.”
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my therapist OWNED me so hard i’m actually embarrassed. just DESTROYED like a blue-haired oberlin freshman in a bad-faith debate with a right wing dweeb
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still can’t believe that financial columnist got a call like this and didn’t immediately hang up
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i’m at a halloween show in brooklyn and there are at least two big lebowskis in this room
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the people of the L train are already in full halloween mode. in case you were wondering
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i am often screaming these very things.
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CARHARTT IS FOR HVAC DADS, NOT BUSHWICK BOYFRIENDS
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they act like part-time hourly employees are telepathically making the tip screen appear rather than it being just part of how the POS works ??
They’ll turn that iPad around on you for a tip over a $8 lemonade
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just imagine if every movie, book, etc. had a few of these
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AI may be a mess but to its credit, iphone can now tell my cats apart and my ex-boyfriend could not. so, guess that job is replaceable
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reformation told me to kms (their sizes run small)
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Entertained some out of town guests last night. At dinner they told us they refused to take the subway because it was too dangerous. My 9 year old said "What? You mean like if you ride on top?"
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good charlotte put out some mediocre pop punk songs and then they put out a perfect dance song; where are they and what gives
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BREAKING: Eric Adams’ Legal Team Requests The Song Empire State Of Mind Be Played For The Jury In Lieu Of An Opening Statement
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You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.
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......EXCUSE ME?
Replying to @kvatinsky
8/ and "What is your response to claims that IDF soldiers have raped Palestinian women?" I responded calmly, emphasizing that every decision made by myself and my colleagues during the war was to protect our country and minimize civilian casualties. >>
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