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do not project your lack of whimsy onto me.
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⠀⠀Gabriel watched with genuine interest, wondering what Adam was going to do. What was he going to play? What would he sing about? It was nice to see the First Man in his element up close.
( he rose gracefully into the air, spreading his golden wings wide as he did so, made his axe-guitar appear in his hands, and performed a special trick for Gabriel—one that would knock him off his chair. )
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❝ My own private show? Lucky me! ❞ ⠀⠀Gabriel summoned a chair to sit in so he wasn't on the floor. Didn't want to dirty his robes either. ❝ Ok, go ahead! ❞
Love, hehe, not so much. So no romance, but plenty of adventures. Sit down, get comfortable, and listen to my voice! ( that was right up his alley, because he loves to liven things up in heaven like a rock star. It's a simple text, but it really hits home & about his past. )
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⠀⠀Gabriel smiled softly. ❝ I'd love to hear them! What are they about? Love? Adventure? Feelings? All of the above? ❞
( that was the cue—and finally a topic he could really get into. ) Oh yeah! You're going to love them—and so will the whole world! I've come up with some new rock songs! Do you want to hear them?
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What else could you be referring to? And you're welcome! I'm glad you finally found a therapist in Hell!
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Are you trying to say you're over Lilith?
Ohhhh, so I heard rumorssss about two pretty birds reconnecting recently ~~~
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This is my rptwt vent (no nobody is obligated to speak to me, it just makes me go 😔)
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⠀⠀For a split second, Gabriel perked up. Finally, they were getting somewhere! Then Adam kept talking. The Prince sighed again. ❝ Because I am, Adam. You know what? Let's move on. What songs have you been working on with your newfound free time? ❞
( for the first time, these words make him pause and think, even though he really should know better. ) Why do such wise words come out of your mouth? I could swear you're a direct descendant of the Big Boss in Heaven.
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❝ The answer isn't simple. Humans are corrupted by sin, they twist God's Word to demean others, & bring their own down. However, we should target humanity while they're alive, not after they've died. ❞
Ask Sera... I don't know if that would do any good, because she's been pretty—difficult lately. I know you're against it, but what would you have done? Sinners are terrible—especially Lucifer, that little bastard.
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❝ I said what I said. Also, I cannot speak for Sera, but I'm sure she deemed the exterminations as a nescessary evil. Not something "fun". Perhaps she thought she could stop the apocalypse by cutting Hell's numbers sooner. You'd have to ask her. ❞
Replying to @th3firstman
( no matter how hard he tried to hold back, there are certain things even the greatest saints cannot overlook—especially when it comes to hell. )
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❝ You're entitled to your wrong opinion. Winners enjoy my presence. Murdering for fun is sinful, & morally wrong. I shouldn't have to explain this to you. For Heaven's sale, Adam, you're as old as I am! ❞ ⠀⠀He huffed. ❝ Define "go wrong". You can't lie your way
Always on my sacred balls. This is starting to get a little worrying. YES! You're a killjoy—I can tell just by looking at you. But what if accidents suddenly happen? There's nothing you can do about that.
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❝ into Heaven. I mean, besides you. Somehow. ❞
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❝ What? I'm not a "kill joy", I'm defending my family. ❞ ⠀⠀The Saint crossed his arms over his chest. ❝ & I mean it, Adam. Touch Charlie or Lulu & there goes your balls. ❞
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, NOT MY BALLS! You must really like things to be extremely dramatic. Okay, okay, I won't hurt the hellspawn. For now... You're such a killjoy.
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della.✧
// Not a single person in the verse, not even ppl I'm closer w know what characters/ships/dynamics/hcs/ writing choices i hate And I think more ppl should b like this ngl I'm pretty great
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❝ Adam, again, the exterminations have stopped. They will never continue. Second, harm MY NIECE, & I'm chopping your balls off. Maybe too much testosterone is the problem here. ❞
Come on, Gabriel—show a little sense of humor for once. You’re as stiff as a board. WHAT DID I DO? That bitch deserved nothing less! Besides, there was a reason, so... HAHAHAHA, kill her? Well, maybe during the next extermination? Taboo, well...
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❝ You just trashed a bunch of humans, Adam. ❞ ⠀⠀Gabriel answered flatly. ❝ You're egotistical. You humiliated Charlie in front of everyone for /no/ reason. Not to mention trying to kill her. Wasn't Lucifer's family off limits? ❞
( of course, he was just about to chime in, but he holds back out of politeness; after all, he respects the heavenly beings—at least to that extent. ) My body is perfect! Hmm, what's wrong with my attitude?
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❝ Perhaps take a gander in the mirror before you start degrading others. ❞ ⠀⠀He raised a hand in case Adam tried to interject. ❝ No, that's not a comment on your body. Your attitude is crap. ❞
Replying to @th3firstman
Let them all hear me! Let the whole heaven and that fucking hell hear me! I know, I know... But my descendants are of divine origin, unlike this scum.
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. . . I need a drink to get the horrific image of Adam's fucking BALLS out of my head.
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⠀⠀Adam describing his balls made the Prince gag, face twisted in disgust. ❝ Adam, please. Others may hear you... ❞ ⠀⠀Gabriel hoped he could unheard those words someday. ❝ They're your descendants whether you like it or not. Humans didn't come from anyone else. ❞
You can't be fucking serious, can you? Yeah, yeah, I know... They're all descended from my plump balls and all that, BUT STILL— ( he immediately lowered his voice; after all, he knows how to behave, growls. ) That's not the same thing.
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❝ Stop yelling. ❞ ⠀⠀Gabriel said sternly, but calmly. ❝ No one is saying everyone will get in. That's not the point. The point is that it's possible at all. These sinners are your descendants. You should welcome them as you welcome first time winners. ❞
Replying to @th3firstman
I’m supposed to do what?! And just let the whole mess run its course?!
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