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also watching jeopardy with her but she’s not allowed to yell any of the answers only i am.
sorry i probably posted way too much about that but it’s bc she also bought me beer after beer i haven’t been that lit in a long time
for example mazzy was rolling around licking the puppy and play-biting her and she said “i wish my husband would do that to me but after a decade of marriage NOT LIKELY. and ill bet YOU do that to your girlfriends all the time right????” like jesus christ lady.
i have somehow ended up in the most fucked up situation. how do i get the wife of the puppy’s owner to stop fucking hitting on me
it got so bad he basically stormed outside jesus christ
the crazy thing is i feel like our only hope at this point is trump continuing to act like he just had another landslide victory forces the dems to actually do something.
bc it is already v clear they think they owe us nothing.
all the sex negativity stuff on here was funny at first. didn’t even take it seriously.
but then you get stuff like this. setting up a gendered binary between love/desire (good/bad).
a decade ago chappell wld have been—uncontroversially!—celebrated for centering female desire
les mis grunge 🔻 retweeted
when i was a boy granddad showed me a old pistol.he said grandson this gun ima use to kill aliens. i say granddad aint no aliens. he said i dont know. week later i woke up and he pointing it at me. pa put him in a home. now im grown and green goo comin out my face and i dont know
went to the bar for maz to see her girlfriend and they threw the guy out almost immediately (because his other dog was barking and the bartender tonight is a fucking dick, was very unkind about it).
they played for like 30 seconds and now she’s desolate.










