My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.

RIP weed culture

great! hey, real quick, you're not a huge liar by chance are you

men’s fall wardrobe essentials

I get why guys call their genitals their “junk” — because a foul-smelling liquid seeps out the bottom of it

France, this isn’t the answer

taking gambling tips from a guy with an 80 IQ who used to get hit in the head for a living

fun fact: we possess this same numbers advantage in every American city

my favorite music video genre is “singer unperturbed by a bunch of kooks passing through”

minor autism

hate it when people tell me to “have a good night,” you know I can’t