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Acquiring an entry-level set of turntables in 1998, comorbid has, for a DJ, since spent an inordinate amount of time actively avoiding large groups of people.

down in a hole
Joined March 2009
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I wanna know why @att only seems to be "experiencing system issues" when I try to add this new phone to my account that I had to buy after reporting my previous phone stolen.
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I'm aware of fewer than 5 people I've known over the past 37 years, whose #whistling doesn't piss me right the fuck off. #misophonia
…and then, next door, I hear "*ffppbbbttt* Ooh! Excuse me!" Nah, you're good, dawg. This is totally where that's supposed to happen.
Like… I'm probably behind a door, literally pushing feces out of my butthole…
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Never really understood why people excuse themselves when they #burp or #fart in multiple occupancy #restrooms.
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If you replace Sadiq Khan's name with "Superman" in Trump's tweets about the London Bridge attack you end up with Lex Luthor's Twitter feed
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I just went back in time, like… 17, 18 years. Shocked that I never lost these files, though! #linux #wine #musicGenerator
Whoever punched Richard Spencer isn't a "domestic terrorist." They're an "alternative diplomat."
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I absolutely fucking can NOT with the visual level of detail in #Moana. That one part with the sand in her hair; how many hours, Disney??
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Not sure if it smells better or worse outside than one of my own beer farts. #Ohio #windy #invisiblePoopFog
Well... fuck sleeping or going out alone at night for a while, I guess...
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Patiently waiting to be hate crimed in my car, regardless of who wins the election...
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Y'all know you can get in and out of Taco Bell from Olive Garden, right? #Lancaster #Ohio #driveThruClusterfuck #srslyTho #canWeNot
I'd have thought this would be printed so it could be read in a bathroom mirror, but okay, I guess...
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Rough right now, about to be homeless in the rural Midwest for a minute
Much too long; what's up?