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Front-run the zeitgeist. 🔮 #bitcoin

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Joined October 2008
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Every DJ booth has the same three people as crypto Twitter: 1. Requesting the song that just ended 2. Asking "when does it drop?" every 30 seconds 3. Swearing they called the drop after it hit Same crowd. Better lighting.
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Bitcoin, Nov 2021: ~$69k Bitcoin, Nov 2026: ~$73k Five years, a bear market, ETFs, a halving and a few thousand "we're so back" tweets for single-digit gains. What did those five years teach you? Wrong answers only. I hold BTC. Not financial advice.
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Yesterday I said CPI would set the mood. The mood: 0.4% vs 0.3% expected. Core 0.3% vs 0.2%. BTC slipped under $74k and kissed $73k, lowest since August. December hike odds near a lock. $73k is the line. Lose it and $70k comes knocking. I hold BTC. Not financial advice.
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usage limit resets... diabolical laughter continues.
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They definitely weren’t expecting this 🤭
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Every DJ has three kinds of old footage: 1. The transition you're proud of 2. The train wreck you pretend never happened 3. A crowd shot where nobody's dancing because the camera guy is Digging through mine now. Throwbacks hit IG tomorrow.
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TradingView flashed a $6 TRILLION crypto market cap this morning. BTC dominance under 25%. Altseason in one candle. It was a glitch. Real number's still ~$2.5T. For those 30 glorious seconds, you:
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$913M in longs got liquidated overnight. Nasdaq is up 2.5%. Bitcoin is sitting at $75k like the friend who shows up after the party's over. Still holding the 200-day (~$73k). CPI tomorrow sets the mood. Leverage is undefeated. I hold BTC. Not financial advice.
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Wedding DJ decoder: "Play something fun" = not my playlist "Keep it chill" = dinner isn't done "One more song" = three more songs "Surprise us" = please be psychic
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Friday honesty hour. BTC tagged ~$75k this week. Did you: A) buy the dip B) wait for lower C) panic refresh D) touch grass Drop your letter. No judgment. (Ok, a little.) Not financial advice.
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Bottom is in anon. $Tiptoe gL9Q3xjXM1BdopmHn1R7Kb3Eim5NAQ1eWGNaTj3pump
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Jobs smashed: +165k. Wall Street wanted ~60k. BTC still hanging near $76k after yesterday's AI dump wiped over a billion in leverage. Hot labor. Hungover charts. Classic Friday. Not financial advice.
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20+ years behind the decks and the hardest skill isn't beatmatching. It's telling the bride's uncle "maybe later" when he requests Free Bird mid-dinner. Politely. Twice.
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Election night DJ rule: no requests from anyone refreshing a results map. Tonight everything's an extended mix. Nobody's getting a final call before 2 AM anyway.
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gm. Midterm day and BTC is acting like it already saw the exit polls. Overnight: BTC tagged $76.3k, back near $77k ETFs bled $399M yesterday Fear & Greed at 37 Coffee first. Charts second. Panic never. Not financial advice.
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