SKEEM

Halloween. The holiday where whores go as themselves. Where’s the holiday spirit?! 🤣

I wake up to like 20 messages. And ALL of them are reels. Bro I honestly don’t watch them. Lmao. No offense to anyone. Well….Sometimes I watch them but not all once my reel watching limit has been reached lmao

When you almost 40 and still trying to make it like a rapper and telling a dj “play my shit it will turn up the club” lol …bruh you got bigger things to worry bout big dawg

Some of yall like don’t have a job or what? Just stay on vacation. Who sponsoring yall consistently?

Why most strippers got butterfly tattoos on their ass? 🤣

See some of y’all’s stories makes me feel happy I don’t have kids cause yall be dealing with the MOST.

People come and go. Be happy you spent the time you did with them and the memories you’ll keep forever. 🫶🏼💯

Imagine if we could split ourselves into 2 so we can be in two spots at once but our skills and intelligence would be half as smart as we are. Lol I can get away with being a half ass dj at some places

We got Ai now that can make us flyers and some clubs still got the shittiest flyers to this day. 🤣 do better

So much cocaine in the world and peoples nose still in your business

I’m glad my parents didn’t grow up with social media and phones, imagine all the dumb hoeish shit they woulda been doing 😂

They call me, Cuban, Pete. I’m the king of the rumba beat. When I play the maracas i go Chi Chicka boom chi Chicka boom!

True: I hate rewatching movies unless I don’t remember the whole movie. How can yall watch the same movie multiple times?

I had a talk with a friend dj of mine. The genre of open format doesn’t categorize us correctly if your also playing example : African, middle eastern, indian, central and South America, k-pop (just to name a few). Would we say we are “global” open format ?

They say the quickest way to a woman’s heart is food. What’s the quickest in her pants? A Ruffie?

I just realized, there are girls out there with homeless, jobless boyfriends 😂🤣 Amazing…

Today while DJing an open format venue and a homie showed me a text that a girl said “SKEEM? Ain’t he like a edm dj?” I smiled…… The end.

The Aocky way is there lmao

Some of y’all gotta stop praying for a man and start giving men chances lmao Good morning!

Some of y’all suddenly talking a lot about Allah but don’t mention his name all year. People love to jump on the bandwagon for clout during Ramadan.