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Miami University Alum. I do it with class because I have a fat ass ✌

Joined August 2011
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My new goal in life is to live like a combination of Jim Halpert and Ron Swanson.
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The best way to save money during black Friday is for your mom to throw your wallet into the fireplace and forget to tell you about it
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Kentucky football sucks again 😪
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.@BarstoolBigCat don’t forget to get your bets in for the 4:05 games
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Now THIS is wild.... no goofy laurel and yanny scam nitter.gq/liquidhbox/status/9971…
guys....play this clip with the audio on. If you think of the word "Brainstorm" you will hear Brainstorm. If you think of the words "Green Needle" you will hear Green Needle. We are officially in the matrix and I have no idea what is going on
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How did people wait in line at the BMV without smartphones ? 🤦🏻‍♀️
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I just want college basketball to be over because I’m tired of being disappointed twice a week, every week 😪
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Handy Dalton retweeted
Dalton and I are just trying to get to Lexington by 7 and everything has gone wrong 😅
This is the worst Kentucky team I’ve seen since 2013.
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Going from the 5S to the 8 plus is really life changing 😂
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year. The start of college basketball season 😍 #GoCats
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Handy Dalton retweeted
Calling this an upset by Iowa doesn't do it justice, this is a full blown ass kicking
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Nothing like taking a 15 hour nap 😴
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IT was one of the top 5 worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life
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I'll NEVER watch Big Brother again. That's a terrible ending.
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SOS someone buy my two Aldean tickets or go with me so I don't waste them 🙄
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