trash person/half-persian

Austin, TX
Joined February 2016
seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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The Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to the practice squad, a source tells The Star.
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Obama and Democrats are a bunch of out-of-touch elitists for mocking the Cheesecake Factory. Mocking the Cheesecake Factory is a strange way to connect with everyday Americans. Obama has clearly spent too much time enjoying the luxuries of Martha’s Vineyard to relate.
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it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
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When a white dude breaks out “you’re not my dad” during an argument, shit is about to get very real. Grab the kids and get the fuck out of Panera
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think these people might be underestimating that adam brody is beloved and they are…not
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On this day three years ago, Corey Seager hit the most significant home run in Rangers history. What do you remember about that moment?
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Quenton Nelson gonna find Jonathan Taylor hiding in his car on his way to Seattle like Murph in Interstellar
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the “change” in question:
Gal Gadot votes in Israel’s election today: “I’m voting for change.”
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Not taking sides on BYU vs Utah this weekend I see
NEW - Pope Leo XIV says "there is no such thing as a holy war," rejecting any religious justification for conflicts around the world: "Only peace is holy."
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I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable. I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
Pat McAfee says he did not enjoy being at the University of Utah
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On this day, God blessed me to do something that no other man on the planet has ever done. Rush for 18,355 yards. Thank you to the village of people who helped me get there. My family, cousins, teammates, coaches, teachers, @dallascowboys, @AZCardinals, and the fans who cheered me on.
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Jennifer Welch: “I think that Elon Musk’s life accomplishment should forever be the richest man in the world that killed the poorest people in the world. That is who he is”
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5.12.25 😭💙
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everyday people log on this website to let everyone know that they are bad friends and generally miserable people. not me tho, I’ll be picking my friends up from the airport, letting them crash on my couch, and going to their birthday trips bc my life is filled with love and joy
Pet peeve of mine is adults that make a very big deal about their birthdays & expect that their friends are obligated to participate
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is schotty brain dead??
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