Woke up from a dream where I wanted to write a Programmer Musical with Lin-YAML Miranda. At this point I can only assume the title would’ve been YAMLton #programmerMusical

Fantasy books have to come up with a lot of unique names, but sometimes they’re too similar to each other and just sound like evolutions of the same character: Sauron digivolves to… Saruman! Saruman digivolves to… SARURUMAN!

MRW Gus (@DuleHill) says Urkel never wore a hat #psych

New experiences aren't always good... Like waking up suddenly because you've punched yourself in the nose... HARD. At least those workouts sure have been paying off. #swole #swollen #blessed

It's all fun and games until someone deletes the pool ladder. #sims – at Lehi, UT

I just overheard someone say "as an adult, I can just decide 'I am not going to do that. I'm just gonna poop RIGHT HERE'" – at Orem, UT

In the game of "let's play the quiet game for the whole lunch", I may have talked first, but I still feel like I won. – at Pleasant Grove, UT

Programming: the one thing that keeps me occupied later at night than videogames – at Eagle Mountain, UT

Only one injury. We'll call that a successful 4th – at Eagle Mountain, UT

"But Ferris Bueller is not in attendance, for he has taken the day off" - Me explaining to my 8yo who Ben Stein is – at Eagle Mountain, UT

When people ask me if they can ask me a question, I like to respond "shoot" so that they don't know if I meant the expletive, or am giving the go-ahead.

Making aggressive eye contact with your coworker and walking at him until you accidentally hug is the one scenario in the game of chicken that has two winners. – at Lehi, UT

"Oh hey, can you bring me that box? Oh right never mind, it's probably too heavy for you." ~ how to convince an 8yo to balance a big box on his head to prove a point #dadlife – at Lehi, UT

"What do you know? I AM lactose intolerant!" #awkwardthingstohearinabathroom – at Lehi, UT

I used to love regression testing... I don't know why I don't anymore.

I've got this internet thing figured out!

"I'm really into debugging right now" is just a nice way of saying "Man! I write a LOT of bugs!" #programmerlife – at Lehi, UT

"Psychosomatic Complexity": the measure of the number of logical branches in your application code, but it gets worse the more you think about it #programmingDisorders – at Lehi, UT