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Joined July 2023
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Replying to @Trey_Parker
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This one's for you, Creek fans. An all-new episode of South America is now streaming on Paramount+
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do u fw gross and abnormal fat bitches with gender issues or should i kms
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what a week without ao3 does to someone
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It was okay bc I realized that 5 hour newborns do not speak
Starting pediatrics rotation. I actually have not spoken to a child in years I’m scared.
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Scott Colom has won the U.S. Senate election in Mississippi, defeating Republican Cindy Hyde-Smith, CNN projects. He becomes the first Black person elected to the U.S. Senate from Mississippi since the Reconstruction era.
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if u catch me standing next to meg thee stallion and i don't have this exact huge cheesy grin on my face the whole time then girl i have been killed and replaced, run
Replying to @pinksjournals
Jolly little fucker isn’t he
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Ur gonna burn in hell lmao
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this is why blexas happened
Happy birthday! @Dream My daughters asked me to say that…. 🎂🎉🥳
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The 11 Democrats who didn’t vote on Hegseth’s impeachment:
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I said I’d never do an album again but shit I just got cheated on several times so you might get one
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>Entry level position >2-3 years experience
Job hunting in 2026 will have you wishing that Covid wiped baby boomers off the face of the earth
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I've honest to God never seen a cis person in power stand up for a trans woman like this, ESPECIALLY when she was clearly just gonna sit there and take it (something I often do daily myself) Maybe this actually *is* woke 3.0 holy shit
BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Sarah McBride just flipped the script and left MAGA Rep. Keith Self speechless after he intentionally misgendered her. This is amazing.
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We’re losing the 36 year old grandmother who gave a handjob and vaped during a family friendly performance of Beeteljeuse in Congress 💔 we used to be a classy country
In memory of Lauren Boebert’s last day in Congress, enjoy this video of her ripping a vape, giving her date a hand job, and being kicked out of a theater.
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ok❤️
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Fucking dead
i hanged myself when i was 6 i pretended to be an astronaut in space and i saw they had rope-like things connected to their suits but i didnt want to tie it around my stomach because i would get bad stomachaches back then so i tied the rope around my neck and jumped off the porch
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UNITED STATES OF WOKE
Freshman Senators share selfie at new member orientation.
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we never seeing a deal above 50% ever again
Get these 10%, 15% , 25% Black Friday “deals” out of my face
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tears in my eyes bro
Replying to @kyung_smol @goosemi
So I made this for nothing then
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