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Doak
@doaknet
I'm wild normal
san antonio, texas
Joined November 2015
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Doak
@doaknet
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Stabbed myself on a nail from the crate but no worries I got two tetanus shots a few years ago due to my losing the documentation from the first one.
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Doak
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Every once in a while I remember how close I live to Slimp
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Doak
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This one's like under the Tuscan sun but for the fellas
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Doak
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Quaterback
Luke Christensen
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Nov 10
Notice anything about this list??
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Doak
@doaknet
10h
Lunch special at Taco house is "enchilala y un poffy" [sic] so you're gonna want to get down here
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Doak
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Hunger games back in the news..... You ever think about how it's fucked up the bakers son is named Pita....
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
Banana in front of the house
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Doak
@doaknet
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Still there if you want it.....
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Doak
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Thought I grabbed the lemon lime Gatorade but it's pineapple!!!! Fuck!!!!!
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Doak
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Due to getting vaccination shots in each shoulder and uncrating the very heavy concrete coffee table yesterday, my arms are barely functional
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Doak
@doaknet
17 Jun 2016
steph curry wear pooka shell neckalace
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 11
On Halloween I had a huge realization that black olives are my favorite pizza topping.
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 11
I was eating a slice of pizza with a ton of black olives on it.
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
Wikipedia, in Esperanto, is "Vikipedio"
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
I love flat surfaces in the home. Floor, good. Table, good. Counter, good.
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
Can someone come over and help me uncrate this 250 lb concrete coffee table
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
FUCK CRATES
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
why is the small box held together with screws and the big one is ALL STAPLES AND NAILS
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
You'd think there was priceless antiquities in here and not just a big slab of concrete
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
Just getting over a pretty bad cold okay time to go get my flu shot because I'm sooooo smart
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Doak
@doaknet
Nov 10
I love da san antonio spurs
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