Chris "Doc" Ketchmark

🚨 KSTP just dropped the most laughable propaganda bomb of the year: “SOMALI MINNESOTANS DRIVE ECONOMIC GROWTH — PAY $67 MILLION IN TAXES!” Let’s run the real math, Minnesota. Buckle up. Their fairy-tale number comes from Bruce Corrie’s “study” (same guy who told us in 2017 they were already a $1B powerhouse… then $3B… then $8B). Funny how the “impact” keeps ballooning while poverty, welfare use, and fraud indictments explode too. Here’s the truth they buried: • $500 million in “income” → they pay $67 million in state/local taxes
→ Effective tax rate: ~13%.
Nice gig if you can get it. Most working Minnesotans pay 20-30%+ once you add income, sales, property. But wait — the COST side they conveniently forgot: • Feeding Our Future alone: $250M+ stolen • Minnesota daycare fraud (mostly Somali-run): $500M+ • COVID relief fraud (same networks): $250M+ • Autism program looting: $200M+ and counting That’s over $1.2 BILLION in CONFIRMED fraud in just the last few years — 18 times the taxes they brag about paying. And that’s BEFORE we count: • 58% poverty rate in the community • 42% on food stamps • 40% unemployment • Billions in remittances shipped overseas (some straight to al-Shabaab, per Treasury alerts) KSTP didn’t “report.” They laundered DFL talking points so Walz’s nonprofit cartel can keep the spigot wide open. This isn’t “economic growth.” This is the biggest organized welfare heist in Minnesota history, protected by captured media and politicians who get fat donations from the same “nonprofits” running the scam. KSTP = Minnesota’s Pravda. Bruce Corrie = Baghdad Bob with a PhD. Tim Walz = the getaway driver. We’re not “anti-immigrant.” We’re anti-crime syndicate. In 2026 we’re shutting the whole racket down. Who’s ready to end the looting? #Parrish4Governor #DrainTheMinnesotaSwamp #FeedingOurFuture #FraudNotGrowth