Husband to 1. Father to 5. ER doc in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Joined October 2015
[TLC girl band touring busy hospital] Tour guide: ok now I’m going to show you the operating rooms. First we probably should change clothes TLC: *look at each other* Tour guide: do you guys want some Scrubs? *hospital implodes*
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So here's the thing. I love Cape Breton, the ocean, seafood, Nathalie McMaster and the wines of Nova Scotia. I would love a working holiday in a NS ER to help with these ridiculous closings. I'm betting some of my friends would too. We need a pan-Canadian medical license!
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Just finished 3 amazing shows at the @RoyalAlbertHall with these incredibly fine and funny friends. For two memorable days they made this venue historical AND hysterical!!✨ #WhoseLineIsItAnyway #WhoseLine30thAnniversary
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SGEM Bottom Line: Treat a febrile child with antipyretics for comfort not to normalize the temperature or prevent a recurrent febrile seizure.
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Me: *gesturing to chest* and your heart is right here 5 YO son: *sigh* tell me something I don’t know dad Me: fine Santa isn’t real 5: what Me: what Wife: *clenched teeth death stare* WHAT
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Can you imagine how amazing doctoring would feel if we remembered our successes half as well as we remember our failures?
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Powerful posters courtesy of Australian National Police Associations / Unions #ItsOkayToNotBeOkay #PoliceWelfare #mentalhealth #MentalHealthMatters Shared from #NorthWalesPoliceFederation
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Liberals gave Quebec households a Christmas surprise of up to $25,000 for "inconvenience" related to asylum seekers. Manitobans will find their stockings empty. “It’s just very surprising they did that on the down-low,” the reeve of Emerson, MB. said. winnipegfreepress.com/local/… #wfp
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#cardiotwitter...An extraordinary Professor (likely Egyptian) teaching and recreating heart sounds/murmurs using a whiteboard and 🎤 ...a master in ❤️ auscultation! #cardiology #MedEd #cardioed #ACCFIT #eacvi #cardiovascular #cardio #medical_student #medicine #aha
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Hand washing technique- gangam style! In a local hospital in India!
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Not to be dramatic, but this is going to be the best 95 seconds OF. YOUR. LIFE. #Brooklyn99 makes the leap to @NBC Thursday, January 10.
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“An ear infection! But last night they said his ears looked fine.” They probably did. Reminder 2 all of us about that thing called progression of illness & not throwing colleagues under the bus w/a negative judgment just because the findings are different a day later. #medicine
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“Culture eats strategy for breakfast” an insightful talk by Dr Chris Jeffrey #CCIMMELB
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Well, this is a bit of a stretch...
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I wish you wealthy folks would pay Wikipedia so I can look things up in peace.
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This is your "Christian" evangelical president.
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Just learned that power-injectable ports can be identified on CXR by the letters "CT" engraved on hardware. Mind = blown. Impossible to find but once you see it...you can't unsee it.
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