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aimee route zero

@dogspawnn

chief underwater acoustics engineer / disgraced sea captain / another impressionable mind corrupted by the string / stray-at-home dog

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Joined March 2020
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moving to portugal to pursue my lifelong dream of learning hebrew and going blind
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don’t tink me off
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i’m… happy…?
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ok i’m wearing it
aimee route zero (@dogspawnn) profile pictureaimee route zero@dogspawnnOct 26
should i wear my ellen ripley flight suit to teach on thursday
92%fun!
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swallered a gnat
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got a wrist brace to sleep in because i keep fucking up my wrist with dinosaur arms in my sleep
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izzy 🍥@bisexualdeleuzeOct 27
It’s funny that SNRIs work so insanely well but they don’t recommend them until you get to like Level 3 Depression because of the Heroin like withdrawals lol
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there were two women in one closed bathroom stall at school today discussing the ethics of voting
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like that’s really cool. you’re making some valid points. what are you doing in there
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first time i saw this movie was at a brewery in albuquerque
l'eau ★☆ (@L_ladetective) profile picturel'eau ★☆@L_ladetectiveOct 26
J'ai TELLEMENT hâte
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“excuse my soup mutterings”
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[film bro talking about a ramen restaurant] bro this place has the best noodledrop
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halloween candy is pretty gross. fermented soybeans, however,
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damn that shit is so normal to me. y’all don’t know about the MEAT SWEATS
Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) profile pictureDr. Richard Harambe
@Richard_HarambeOct 27
wtf is hot brown
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my students are being SWEETIE PIES!!!!
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i hate and also love teaching. mostly i hate grading
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went full autist and started bringing a squishy to hold and toss around when teaching instead of fucking with a stray binder clip all throughout class. my students are so chill about it. they’re bringing out their squishies too. yes let’s stim and DISCUSS PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE!!
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wore a baseball cap to teach today because it accentuated the fit and a student walked in and immediately said “bad hair day?” i washed my hair and everything today! i did this on purpose!
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it should be stated that i do have a good rapport and dynamic with my students so i go a bit more casual sometimes. they talk more in class when i do. i wear blazers when they’ve pissed me off. it basically works
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having the art students in the same building as health science students is so funny. scrubs and overalls. art galleries and giant dolls in hospital beds.
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should i wear my ellen ripley flight suit to teach on thursday
92%fun!
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one person said weird so i’m not doing it thanks
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