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no clue what I’m doing 19 😋💕

Joined May 2020
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Notes from middle school are so corny cause why was I doing all that
Quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia
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This is legit my alarm to wake up and it scares me awake everytime 😭#chud
I’m 18 with no job and STILLS playing Roblox
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When somebody steals your tweet and it goes viral
when somebody steals your tweet and it goes viral
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I know this isn’t gonna get any likes 😭 but oh well
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How people acted in 2020-2023 when I said I didn’t like kpop
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DAH FUCK
내가 예전에 임신한 바퀴벌레를 보지에 넣고 세게 쥐어짜서 터뜨렸더니, 작은 바퀴벌레 무리가 보지에서 쏟아져 나와서 엄마가 된 기분이었어. 나는 보통 풍유정으로, 안으로 좀 부어 넣으면 바퀴벌레 같은 게 다 나오거든. 끝나면 알코올로 닦아서 소독하고. 괜찮아, 어차피 매달 생리가 와서 더러운 건 다 배출됐으니까. 풍유정 만진 보지 넣으면 처음엔 시원하고, 나중엔 화끈화끈, 얼음불 양극단으로 박는 게 엄청 자극적이라 써본 사람들은 다 좋대. 나 진짜 음순 주름에 문신 새기고 싶어, 펼치면 양아치 모드, 오므리면 공무원 시험 모드. 그리고 음순 미용으로 가장자리 잘라서 매운 홍합 가장자리로 만들어서, 공공개한테 비싸게 팔아버릴까.
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Watching the show FROM on Netflix and Ts is making me feel like something is gonna come out and eat my ass
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Real friends would never do this..seems like they were just looking for an excuse to get mad
My friend pulled up footage from their nanny cam to literally time how many minutes I spent talking about myself during a visit. I drove three hours to see them and their new baby after eight months apart.
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Averaging 1 like per post ( it’s myself )
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How are y’all getting hit tweets without using hashtags am I missing something 😭
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When you chew a soft food and suddenly hear a crunch
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defending the random girl on street my parents insulted
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the unread book on my bedside table watching me open ao3 yet again
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when I want to read my book but also want to watch a series and be on my phone and listen to music and
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21yo me reading gay fanfictions on ao3 during lectures and 12yo me reading gay fanfiction on wattpad during classes
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JUST FINISHED GOOD OMENS 3 RETWEET IF YOU WANNA KILL YOURSELF
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When your a good listener, but not a good responder
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eu indo direto pro ao3 procurar uma fanfic depois de terminar qualquer mídia pois nunca me contento com o final de nada
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