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Machine Nº 0759 of 4,444 is waiting for me on Elysium. Whitelist entry under review.
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Meet @squeekchain : the hamster-powered blockchain on Ethereum. 🐹
Squeektoshi runs on the WHEELY9000.
Every spin settles as proof-of-work onchain and issues $SQK to Squeek NFT holders.
No forced cardio. If he naps, no blocks. Pure rodent energy.
Farm Aura now for the Genesis whitelist → squeekchain.com/genesis/i/rp…
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Accumulate @jumperapp xPerps points
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Just reserved my seat at @GldstnOnChain — tokenized index funds on Robinhood Chain. Like this post, then join the whitelist: goldsteingroup.xyz/whitelist
You can order @Trezor hardwallet for 300 @coingecko candies right now
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Revoke your approvals asap
@PacmanBlur @blur_io
Last month, the contracts powering Magic Eden were exploited to the tune of millions of dollars. I was lucky enough to be in a position to rescue a good portion of that, but it highlighted the danger of leaving approvals open as adversaries get access to better and better tools for finding holes in contract logic.
Today, Blur announced that they will be deprecating their frontend.
I've investigated Blur and found no exploits within the current contracts. However, the Blur contracts are upgradable, meaning that they could turn malicious at any time.
They currently have eight figures worth of NFTs approved to them. The safety of those NFTs effectively hinges on the opssec of the Blur team, which appears to be disbanding at this time.
If you have open approvals to Blur, I recommend you remove them immediately. Use revoke.cash or similar to ensure that you are protected in case of a contract exploit or later upgrade.
Don't wait. The time is now.
This is the best moment to announce the airdrop from @opensea
Providing liquidity on Fables. Six weeks, one billion points, ends at TGE. fables.fi/r/vhmpwm
What is @jumperapp @lifiprotocol team cooking behind the scenes?
They are hinting something is coming for days now 👀
Let’s see
Join me on the Jumper waitlist. waitlist.jumper.xyz/r/JMP-91…
Most token launches print on a schedule.
Demand is high → supply still drips. Demand is gone → emissions keep coming.
@standard_rsv is trying something different:
an onchain central bank whose policy is driven by real capital flow, not a spreadsheet.
No token or NFT is live yet. Beware of scams.
The pitch:
One currency: $STANDARD
One market: an ETH <> $STANDARD Uniswap v4 pool
One signal: net ETH flowing in or out of that pool
They call it “the sovereign onchain central bank.”
The bank is code. No committee. No board.
The hook on the v4 pool measures real net ETH flow — buys minus sells.
Not volume. Not points. Not wash trading.
If ETH is actually entering the system, policy loosens. If ETH is leaving, policy tightens.
That’s the whole thermostat.
Expansion (net ETH in): • issuance can rise, but only if inflows persist (“slow gas”) • fees stack hard reserves (tokenized gold) + deepen protocol-owned liquidity
Contraction (net ETH out or flat): • issuance cuts immediately (“fast brakes”) • fees flip to buyback + burn
Asymmetric by design.
Supply is capped at 1B $STANDARD.
~100M is planned as genesis protocol-owned liquidity, locked full-range in the pool and not withdrawable.
The rest is an issuance budget. Burns permanently lower the ceiling.
Every path through the economy is supposed to either burn $STANDARD or bring the bank hard assets.
The flywheel is the NFT layer.
A Charter is a soulbound “banking license.” Charters run Branches. Branches earn a pro-rata share of $STANDARD issuance.
Genesis: 1,000 Founding Charters. After that, new charters are auctioned in ETH.
Want more yield share? Buy an expansion license in $STANDARD. It gets burned.
Max 10 branches per charter.
That’s the intended loop:
New charters → ETH into the fee engine
Expansion licenses → $STANDARD burned
Trading → fees either buy gold or buy back the token
Outflows → tighter supply + higher cost to exit
In a run, they invert the usual bank-run logic: people leaving are supposed to fund the people who stay.
Where it is right now (late Aug 2026):
• Whitepaper v0.1 is live
• Site: standardreserve.xyz
• First-wave Genesis Charter allocations are open for some DeFi/NFT wallets, educators, and early supporters
• First audits have started (they say 15 contracts)
• No surprise mint. Nothing is live to buy yet.
Why people are watching:
It’s an attempt to fix two crypto failures at once — fixed emissions that ignore demand, and “reserve” protocols that can’t defend themselves when flows reverse.
Whether the code actually holds under a real market is the only test that matters.
Read the paper. Don’t ape screenshots.
Start here: standardreserve.xyz/ Whitepaper: standardreserve.xyz/whitepap…
Official: @standard_rsv
This is an experimental protocol, not a bank, not regulated, and not live. DYOR. NFA.
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$BASE Airdrop Rumor 👀
A “Base Verify Airdrop Demo” page has been spotted on Base GitHub
It shows:
Social verification (X, Coinbase, Instagram, TikTok) •
No need to share credentials
Sybil resistance / anti-bot system
Looks like @base might be testing an eligibility / verification system for future rewards…
At 25.06.2026 they are upgrading network to $BASE BERYL with their innovative B20 token standard.
Let's see
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🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today
This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket
🚀 In a sea of meme coins and empty promises, one project is actually trying to solve a real problem in tech.
Open source powers the entire digital world…
but the developers who build and maintain it are often underpaid, overworked, or completely unpaid.
Time to change that.
Here’s $FREECODE 👇
How to get involved:
🌐 Website: freecodefund.xyz
🐦 Follow: @freecodexyz and founder @paoloanzn
💻 GitHub + Discord links are on the official site
If you’re a developer — start shipping code.
If you’re an investor — do your own research and evaluate the long-term thesis.