Fucking ridiculous that this is real
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The president has previously promised on multiple occasions similar checks of $2000-$5000 from tariff revenues and DOGE cuts, however none ever materialized.
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In fact, when asked about these checks at later dates he pretended he never promised them.
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Purposely opening a tab just to leave your card just so you can retrieve it the next day is so beyond stupid that I can’t take anything else I read on this app seriously for the rest of the day.
Replying to @fauxbeatpoet
It’s such a time waster at the bar! Like if you leave your card they’ll auto tip 20% which is what you’d leave anyways, plus you can pick it up the next day! Not the end of the world
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Niggas see Stephen A say stupid shit and start wanting to follow the blueprint saying stupid shit to get attention.
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Doms retweeted
cell phones aren’t druglike, they’re carlike. even if you consciously want to opt out, you can’t, because everyone expects you to have and use one to interact with society. i cannot even use the laundry machines in my building without being forced to use the laundry app.
Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
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