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too detached to explain 🥀

Joined March 2026
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Happy 38th, my numero uno. Stay a little longer🤍
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I wish Virat knew how many miles I have run with him
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He didn't ask for a gift. He became one for millions🥹♥️ #HappyBirthdayViratKohli
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Some are born to play, you were born to rule. #HappyBirthdayViratKohli
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How is this even possible man VIRAT KOHLI ARE YOU GOD??????
Virat Kohli in ODIs in the last 14 innings: 74* (81), 135 (120), 102 (93), 65* (45), 93 (91), 23 (43), 124 (108), 5 (4), 65 (66), 74 (60), 139* (89), 29 (19), 0 (1), 74 (51). 1,002 runs at an average of 91.09 with 116.78 strike rate. 🤯
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🤍🥺🤏🤏
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I’ve decided to focus on my life after Avengers: Doomsday.
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Loml plays cricket tomorrow 😭💗
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We are facing ATM ON TUESDAY, well equipped 😭😭
4 of Bayern's 7 first-team attackers are currently sidelined with injury Kane ✅ Olise ✅ Musiala ❌ Diaz ❌ Saibari ❌ Gnabry ❌ Karl ✅
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Michael Olise pointing to Harry Kane after his panenka penalty
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Current Ballon d’Or winner with the future Ballon d’Or winner 🥵♥️
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Still feels like a dream. 🥹
Good morning from FC Bayern, club of 2026 Ballon d'Or winner Harry Kane 😘🏆
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What success looks like😭♥️
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Harry Kane with his trophies 😋♥️
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Wow. 🏆
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• First Bayern player to win the Ballon d'Or since 1981 • First Bundesliga player to win the Ballon d'Or since 1996 • First Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or since 2001 • First ever non-German Bayern player to win the Ballon • Fourth oldest Ballon d'Or winner in history
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God i love him more than myself
Harry Kane's message to Vincent Kompany: "To Vinnie.. I know he's at home, or still in the hospital. I wish you well, and I hope this has given you a bit of energy. Since I've been with you at, I have improved as a player, a person and a leader. I'm glad to be bringing this trophy back to Bayern."
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After 45 years of wait, FC Bayern have a Ballon d'Or winner 🟡🏆
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I feel 🥀
I hate this, bro. I really hate this. Why is it the one year a player I truly care about a player winning this award, the only year it isn’t leaked? I cannot do this. I am going insane looking at Polymarket and Kalshi every 10 minutes. One minute Kane’s odds plummets by 10%, the other moment it’s Mbappe dropping by 10%. One minute it’s Eberl not attending, the next minute it’s Perez. I’m going crazy.
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Kaneballondor🥺♥️
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