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eephus

@doseephus

sitting back and observing

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Joined March 2024
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Life Grips@ptrkbrn9h
guy who's drunk 50,000 beers: they just wash against me like the sea into a pier
winner of the (@sebad0pe) profile picturewinner of the@sebad0peNov 6
guy who's only listened to 1 silver jews song: my fav album is american water guy who's listened to 100 silver jews songs: my fav album is david berman grunting and hitting malkmus with tennis rackets guy who's listened to 1000 silver jews songs: my fav album is american water
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She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!
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11/04/26 - I’m Holding You
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sbm@latinapolpotNov 4
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If you are white you are not safe.
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@brndxixNov 4
please tell me it’s not one of your sources
Tim Pool (@Timcast) profile pictureTim Pool
@TimcastNov 4
Sources in DC tell me Paxton is cooked Talarico is taking Texas.
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brian@brianonhereNov 4
🎶Talarico by mornin, Bookmarked this guys hole🎶
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monty (@monty_avo) profile picturemonty
@monty_avoNov 3
if texas turns blue i’m posting hole
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who would win
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every time I see this post, I think the very first guy is Vivek
🏄🏽‍♂️ (@mjkjuice2) profile picture🏄🏽‍♂️@mjkjuice27 Apr 2025
that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you🙄
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MUTUAL AID REQUEST: Ugh, a Soros check bounced, and now we need a driver to bus a load of genderfluid immigrant voters over to Georgia to help Ossoff enact Sharia Law. 😕 Pls retweet for visibility.
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Let's not kid ourselves It gets really really bad
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How Aegon the Conqueror was talking about Visenya and Rhaenys
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowNov 2
Trump: I have two beautiful sisters. One was a federal judge, top federal judge. The other is beautiful but I never had an interest in dating her.
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Strange choice of last words but I suppose he earned the right to say it.
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Gaylord Slowcum United States, Census, 1900
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David Berman, man. Nothing’ll ever surpass this.
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So I watching the Brewers in extra innings, and hitting a home, one out away to clinche the World Series. And I felt nothing. Then he blow the game in spectacular fashion. I lay in bed in the dark, feeling the familiar sinking in my stomach. Now THATS familiar!
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They ran out of funny clips where that podcast guy's sidepiece is ruining his life. FUCK
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this is what Pearl Jam was singing about 👇
Hard Pass (@HardPass4) profile pictureHard Pass
@HardPass4Oct 27
I wonder what Jerimy is up to these days.
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