Agribusiness | Catfish farmer Football on weekends, catfish on weekdays Funny when I feel like it, serious when it matters. Manchester United

Nigeria
Joined October 2009
Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X OS = Olosho White snow ball - Fufu Cheese soup - Egusi. Micheal faraday - Charging vendor Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja Floating Berries = Groundnut Dorathki Rider =Bike Man Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya Dr. Strange = Bablawo Hair Surgeon - Barber School portal - Porn site. Night king - Tinubu Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt Vibranium - Metal scrap Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies Pharmaceutical socks - Condom Casterly Rock - Lekki Underground juice - Fuel Online Church program - Chudai Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy Underground juice - Petrol
Ok. It took me 29 seconds, so “am” good. 😂
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Something wey condom boxer go solve
There are men from a certain ethnicity in Nigeria that can never pass this test, their "oko oloyin" gets hard at anything.
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The wife should thank her stars that VDM have not enter her matter. He for don dey ask for DNA.
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Carrick isn't saving any Job, he's just there because INEOS is shit
If there’s one man to save Michael Carrick’s job, it’s Kobbie Mainoo.
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Obidients = Unsullied true true He didn't even mention any candidate
So who no wan vote for your candidate na mumu ??
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They can never silence you. They want to silence her & I trust her, she will never back down. I'm not even talking about the wife
Hold-on, why exactly will Toluwanisings wife refuse to have him buried in his own compound. Does she plan to sell the house?
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It’s the Carabao Cup game week and we just want to send a shoutout to Fleetwood Football Club. We thank you for your services and wish you well in all your endeavours.
It’s the Carabao Cup game week and we just want to send a shoutout to Grimsby Football Club. We thank you for your services and wish you well in all your endeavours.
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I think anyone could have won that Ballon D’or and many people would have still said the person does not deserve it. Kane is not Bayern’s best player, that is Olise. Olise also won Bundesliga Player of the Year. Kane is not England’s best player, that was Jude at the World Cup. Kane won neither the World Cup nor Champions League. He won the league title though, which is expected of Bayern every season in Germany. He also had 73 goals and apart from what people say, scoring award should remain Gerd Muller trophy. Being the top scorer does not necessarily make you the best player. If Lamine had won it, people would have said he had 1 G/A at the World Cup and he didn’t perform at the biggest stage. He also didn’t score as much as Mbappe and Kane. He did not win the Champions League. In fact, Barca crashed out in the Quarters. This would have been part of the things we could have read. However, he won the best player in La Liga, he won the World Cup, and won La Liga. If Mbappe had won it, people would have said he won zero trophies, they forget he won top scorers in the UCL, World Cup, and La Liga, but still, Harry Kane outscored him overall, which meant Harry Kane took the Gerd Muller trophy. People would even call Mbappe’s goals useless because it didn’t amount to anything his teams, than his personal records. Just like I said with Kane, my opinion is same about goalscoring, the Gerd Muller trophy belongs to them. You score a lot does not mean you’re the best player. In summary, what I’m saying is that any criticism or jabs or “Kane does not deserve it” tweet you see, it’s normal. If any of the other two had won it also, it would have been same criticisms.
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I like everything he wishes for except burying inside a room in the house. I know & I've seen people do that but what do they wish to achieve with that ?
Oba Solomon gives an update on how he wants to be handled when he passes away 😭
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Looking at Harry Kane’s stats for last season, there was really no competition for the Ballon d’Or. He is, without any doubt, the deadliest striker in the world right now.
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X OS = Olosho White snow ball - Fufu Cheese soup - Egusi. Micheal faraday - Charging vendor Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja Floating Berries = Groundnut Dorathki Rider =Bike Man Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya Dr. Strange = Bablawo Hair Surgeon - Barber School portal - Porn site. Night king - Tinubu Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt Vibranium - Metal scrap Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies Pharmaceutical socks - Condom Casterly Rock - Lekki Underground juice - Fuel Online Church program - Chudai Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy Underground juice - Petrol
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“A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectations.”
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It is good to boast about your achievements, but never do so in the presence of a friend who is still struggling to succeed.
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Do you know that in some culture, once a grave is dug, it cannot be filled without burying the deceased otherwise his ghosts will start haunting his family. They would bury banana stem instead
On this Toluwanisings matter, the opposite happened with my dad They already dug 6ft in the compound the morning of the wake-keep and everyone has been told venue is at the house Tell me why his family came night the wake keep that their son won’t be buried in his house and should be taken to his village in Ondo state. My mom was too weak and sad to even put mouth in the discussion, her brother tried to fight them but he had to given in Next morning we were on our way to the Village, did the family rites, finished the burial and we all were headed back to Lagos same day.. They filled back the already dug ground
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Gas so expensive he mentioned it twice
Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X OS = Olosho White snow ball - Fufu Cheese soup - Egusi. Micheal faraday - Charging vendor Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja Floating Berries = Groundnut Dorathki Rider =Bike Man Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya Dr. Strange = Bablawo Hair Surgeon - Barber School portal - Porn site. Night king - Tinubu Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt Vibranium - Metal scrap Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies Pharmaceutical socks - Condom Casterly Rock - Lekki Underground juice - Fuel Online Church program - Chudai Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy Underground juice - Petrol
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Going to pens against Fleetwood Town is crazy. If Mikel Arteta had any dignity he’d walk and not wait to be sacked.
Going to pens against Grimsby Town is crazy. If Ruben Amorim had any dignity he’d walk and not wait to be sacked.
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The least of you will become a thousand, the smallest a mighty nation. I am the LORD; in the right time, I will make it happen.
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Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X OS = Olosho White snow ball - Fufu Cheese soup - Egusi. Micheal faraday - Charging vendor Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja Floating Berries = Groundnut Dorathki Rider =Bike Man Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya Dr. Strange = Bablawo Hair Surgeon - Barber School portal - Porn site. Night king - Tinubu Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt Vibranium - Metal scrap Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies Pharmaceutical socks - Condom Casterly Rock - Lekki Underground juice - Fuel Online Church program - Chudai Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy Underground juice - Petrol
Ok. It took me 29 seconds, so “am” good. 😂
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You see death gan gan, death sef go die
I believe human will conquer death in the future
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God I am not asking for too much Please, Minister of Agriculture 🤲🥺 Amen!!!
“I am ready to work for my country” - Former President of AfDB, Adesina visits President Tinubu, commends reforms.
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Checked mine, I'm even more famous than the person on the list
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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