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Lost 2 20k loans on memecoins. 8 figs or homeless.

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Joined June 2023
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I’ve deposited ~41k into crypto over the last 18 months most of it coming from a 20k amex personal loan, interest free credit cards, and contributing 0 into my 401k Started out trading forex June 2023 waking up 3am everyday b4 work to trade london session, was apart of the first meme coin wave in December 2023 w/ no clue wtf i was doing, one the first coins i bought $Hemule (vitaliks cat) held for 2 months and sold deadass 2 days before it did a legitimate 80x Spent a year brainwashed in an eth memecoin $OPCAT (satoshis cat) during the most spastic bull market for memes with a cult leader scammer dev who later flew me and my old roommate from college out to Cyprus for 10 days in a villa for a “core team” meetup, also got us to invest into the seed round of this “huge” desci utility coin called muhdo (check the chart💀) Was up 5 figs multiple times throughout all this on a few other memes and roundtripped every single time without fail, fuck the screenshot curse Finally started trading, instead of just holding on the same day that $Trump launched and i was in the bullshit $Ecash b4 they paid the dex on Trump with our banner😹😹 @MarcellxMarcell Burned thru ~20k over the next 2 weeks trading in my bonk bot, looking back still had no clue what I was doing💀all the money was from selling my vested Muhdo coins (while they were still worth anything) and the scraps of my $OPCAT Made what i thought would be my last deposit, mid February for 2.5k and started actually scanning/trenching fr and doing wht i should’ve done all of last year After 3 months of fluctuating between 0-30 sol constantly, so much fucked shit and retarded monkey decisions, I finally blew my port to zero earlier this week Strongly believe everything has happened for a reason, Dimitri has sharpened his diamond balls given from allah himself This is my last deposit, 8 sol and I will turn this into 525+ sol by the end of June 525 sol Dimitri quits his bullshit investment consultant job and goes on the destined run to 8 figs inshallah
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just went through my fomo following and it’s literally insane how many ppl are totally zeroed out
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this is me giving alpha to all my followers🫂😭😭😭😭
Looks like we gonna get a @dragonmeiser nigga in the Korean city
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convinced these guys literally have half a braincell put together MAX😭😭😭😭
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a story in two parts fully deserved😿😹🫂
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Dimitri🥛🍪 retweeted
You can’t force people into things. IMO the best thing about memes is that one person could hate something and another person thinks it’s the best. And both could be right Just because one community coin goes up doesn’t mean another needs to or deserves to. It’s rough. I’ve been running Kirkslop for over 3 months going viral and building an x page. But people aren’t interested enough. That’s how it goes. Either head down and keep going or quit and try something else. Crying online isn’t going to fix it
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“ive made millions in creator & callout rewards simply from having a pump account” bragging about making millions from callout rewards while everyone gets raped from these calls and his coin is down 90% and he hasn’t said one word about the pump airdrop since😭😭😭
i use nearly all of the new apps in crypto when they drop, i like se & fomo a lot, i never made an account previously bc of my own obligations with bullpen which is nearly identical feature set, pump was different because it was a launchpad & once i had the coin there it didnt really make sense for me not to be using the app, + i was confident if they got their shit together pump would be best trade of this cycle & still do believe that, fomo has no token only equity, ive made millions in creator & callout rewards simply from having a pump account, & it has all of the same feature set as fomo with crosschain trading etcera + they pay users more, its nothing more than that
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yk what it’s a good day to be alive
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what happened to kimchi man bro didn’t even call one coin😭😭😭
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i fucking hate my job
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i missed solana:DDmGnuvroxVrb7CSyjYcezFU8gnAfhKasg4ZZezmpump cause i was out voting funny thing is tho if i would’ve seen both chairman and dior as the two top holders before it god candled there’s just no way i would’ve aped💀💀 and its a sad reality that thats immediately what i think when seeing two supposed “leaders” in our space
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it’s like some sick weird joke that they’re actually tryna run this AGAIN😭😭
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unironically been blasting this on my speaker all day while doing work for my corporate job after i paper handed 5 figs on this coin also🔥
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Dimitri🥛🍪 retweeted
Best crypto accounts right now @dragonmeiser @the_cia_hacker @zectrillionaire
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current loanfolio update🧙🏿‍♂️ been working my corporate job for 3+ years now basically same amount of time i been in crypto with no tangible results $500 to 8 figs no excuses or thinking abt the past it’s time to stop being broke
current loanfolio update🧙🏿‍♂️ cut losses on everything this market sucks lol but i will still be here everyday because ik whats possible my fomo pnl chart is due for a god candle😭
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it’s over make it stop too much zero for dimitri zeroday😭😭😭😭
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this shit is worse then when we had the airdrop meta in the spring what is going on😭
JUST IN: @PoorGoat_ is the second Pumpfun app user to earn over $500,000 in Callout Rewards 💛🐈
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2 more days until my paycheck
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a year later still on my stoop eating my breakfast with no money i remember this day clearly lmfao my port was so fucked from FTP and i bookmakred the post to come back to i’m in a much worse situation now and market again feels fucked but there were multiple chances this past year for me to have legitimately made multi 6 even 7 figs dimitri never loses hope no matter how bad things look and i still have the same amount of belief that ill make it loanfolio will never die🧟‍♀️
Man one these days imma be drinking my coffee and eating my bacon egg and cheese while my port is pumping One these days the loanfolio will crest 6 figs Inshallah soon because Dimitri is tired
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how gay could you possibly be pushing a vamp like this paired with a stock the whole idea was for the coin to literally just be a meme😭😭😭😭
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