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I'm gonna open a shop where people can come in and just scream into a pillow and then leave.
Just coming on here to let you all know that I thought the Billy Joel lyric was:
“when will you realize
the pian’a waits for you.” 🎹
My 2 yr old saw a long, narrow stretch of concrete and said “a river!” So. Maybe we need to leave LA.
Annnnnd I need to get these costumes for Archie & Crouton
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My husband is notorious for not screwing lids on things. Today I took one of those things and shook it. HARD.
Talking about nail polish with my 2 yr old:
Me: and sometimes I like to wear no color.
Her: and sometimes yes color?
Anyone else arrange their child’s toys in a way that makes sure all their little faces are showing because on a subconscious level you believe that inanimate objects have feelings?
Having a two year old is having them say their ear hurts enough times that you take them to the doctor only to find out it’s been pretend ear hurting.
Let’s all agree to call this one “un petit surge.” You know, just to help calm the panic while still acknowledging the bump?
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Ok, huge improvement here, but I need you all to know that I looked up a recipe, skimmed the ingredients and then poured everything into the bowl by eye, measuring nothing.
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Toddler: I need some water!
Parent: Ok, here’s some water.
Toddler: No! No water!
Parent: Ok, no water…(puts it away)
Toddler: I NEED SOME WATER!
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With the threat of a nuclear world war on the horizon, I can’t help but reflect upon the hard truths of my life. Like the fact that I’ve never been to Olive Garden.
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I need toast to have Big Butter Energy™️ Like, thick butter energy. Bite through the butter with your teeth energy. Ok, that’s all. Have a great day out there.
