Drew McDowell

Wright Thompson is a slam poet for guys who love Peter Millar. It me.

I see you Cream of Mushroom. Out here doing the Lord’s work two weeks a year.

Just watched a fellow weary traveler smell a Delta lounge Ultra draft like a fine Bordeaux. Same brother, same.

I think we can all agree the people who park at airport arrival should be the first to go.

People that constantly talk about creating passive income should probably focus on creating active income first. And talk less about both.

I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne…

Has anyone considered turning the Declaration of Independence into a NFT? Would solve a lot of Nicolas Cage related problems in the future.

The best part of the latest “Dr. Rick” is the “taking a picture with a sideways iPad” gag. Fight me.

If the next Progressive ad with Dr. Rick doesn’t feature using a cell phone flashlight to read a menu then the whole series is a lie.

Christmas traditions.

Sanderson Brandauer

There’s a gold standard guy ranting about fiat three seats down from me at my local sports bar. Excuse me, chief, some of us are trying to watch college football.

It just means more.

College football commercial criticism - Buick - Your ad where no one knows what a Buick looks like doesn’t make anyone want to buy a Buick. Also, I’ve never seen anyone under age 67 driving a Buick. #fact

I would say we run these streets...but… instagram.com/p/Bih4XnoHPaCI… – at Bahamas

Your 30 seconds of vacation for the day.… instagram.com/p/Bih1wIGnAV5j… – at Bahamas