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your mother is on facebook and she is excited !

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2011
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how many nervous showers are y’all planning on taking today
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they should let luigi be on raya from prison
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gender reveal but for whether my baby has more loewe or prada vibes
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yeah i’m bicoastal (canada and mexico)
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such a boy mom
Margot Robbie has welcomed her first child, a boy, People reports.
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where did all the bandeaus go
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Bravo rather film manufactured drama about cheese & an uber tab than film Sonja selling her townhouse, Luann traveling the world as a cabaret star etc, and its DISGUSTING TO ME
#RHONY 🍎 S15E01 - 0.312 million viewers (0.09 18-49 demo) *series low*
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not on my watch
Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.
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not sure who to vote for. which one is more biphobic?
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there is something deeply wrong with pickleball. it is a microcosm of everything wrong with modernity. a giant larp. the shrunken court, the way the whiffle ball absorbs all shock and kills all pace. it’s tennis but safer, stunted. like walking on a treadmill desk
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taylor swift at 11:59pm on election night
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if you liked this tweet i cordially invite you to a mixer at goldies on wednesday
Me talking to people in their 20s about what Greenpoint used to be like nitter.gq/doritkemsleys/status/1…
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Date with 30yo later and he just sent me one of those gifs with huge white subtitles that millennials use
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not the “im bisexual but im scared to talk to girls because they’re so intimidating and pretty” music festival
ALL THINGS GO NYC 2024 ⛅️🗽 Presale for #ATGNYC begins this Thursday, 6/13 at 10AM ET. Sign up for Presale now to get early access to tickets at the lowest price possible. Link in bio - allthingsgofestival.com General onsale starts Friday for any remaining tickets.
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the Gallatin school of individualized study
She pisses me off so bad like what would possess you to wear that
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new taylor album isn’t my cup of tea! no hate just not for me! consider me a bee hive mama 🐝🤣
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my son drew is so handsome. i hope he finds love someday ! i know i sure do …
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savannah and camille got dinner with their friend liza visiting from out of town! how fun ! love these girls …
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laundry day ! (every day amirite 🤣)
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i was gonna go to the gym but then ate a trader joe’s ice cream sandwich instead
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