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Joined January 2013
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I would just like to have it here on record for my account that Elon Musk is a douche and I don’t have a modicum of respect for him
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A few years ago, my mom collapsed in a Wendy’s parking lot and was brought to a hospital where she passed from a condition she’d been battling for awhile. The joke among my siblings is that she got Baconated.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Derek Galapagos retweeted
Enjoy your retirement @MartyTheElder
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MAGA was possibly the stupidest cult in history. TRUMP didn’t break America because he was strong, he broke America because we let our country become weak. Incoming democrats: no more “stern letters” and “concerned tweets.” Prosecute these criminals. Never let this happen again
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Sure, whatever, cry about it
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law. We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028. America 250 was a funeral. The American Dream is dead.
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I hope every little, pathetic person that MAGA empowered soon feels smaller than ever
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We won. A reminder that you are not garbage, a libtard, a woke, or whatever these chuds threw at you. You love your country and want what’s best for everyone. Be proud of that.
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father forgive me for i have libbed
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Eat shit, MAGA. I only wish you could give back the decade you stole from us
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RIP MAGA. You were retarded and bad and made us all stupider and poorer and wasted a decade+ of our lives, but at least you pardoned a bunch of criminals.
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Seek therapy
Am I going to keep masking? Yes! If I could I’d go back in time & mask retroactively. I wish we lived in a time when all viruses were seen as the dangers they are, where research into post viral illnesses was properly funded & robust. I wish masks were as common as shoes.
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Go to therapy
"leftist" but you don't mask "disability advocate" but you don't mask "community care" but you don't mask "we keep us safe" but you don't mask "healthcare access for all" but you don't mask "do no harm" but you don't mask "liberation for all" but you don't mask
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Derek Galapagos retweeted
girls look great with short hair
Girls telling other girls to cut their hair is sabotage disguised as support. What is the male equivalent of this?
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That’s literally never what any of that meant lol
"America is a melting pot" Then fucking MELT Assimilation used to mean you change your name, culture, diet, and even your deepest beliefs to suit your host country. You should identify with the founding fathers more than wherever your surname comes from. Happy 4th of July!
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The games industry is becoming an industry bound by collective trauma. This isn't the space people need to dream up worlds and new experiences. It's pomp and brutality. They stand on stage and preach art knowing full well that jobs, dreams and opportunities are being quashed for bottom lines. I am pessimistic about the industry but eternally optimistic about the people that persevere within it. They need better leadership, and they deserve better leaders.
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Worst Indy movie and I genuinely mean that
‘INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY’ released 2 years ago today.
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Modern PCs are built with countless permutations and combinations of hardware, it’s harder to develop for than consoles which are mostly uniform!
Replying to @MischiefsYT
This is why Rockstar takes so long to release PC versions of their games, it’s just so much harder to optimize than console versions but Capcom wanted all platforms at the same time
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Sometimes things were just fun and not everything needed to be meticulously balanced to be worth including in the game
This might get my ass beaten by Halo twitter but the Spartan Laser was a detriment to Halo's sandbox and I am holding it down in its grave with both my arms literally who thought "hitscan infinite range power weapon that oneshots most vehicles" was a good idea
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Seeing this in theaters for the first time is an experience I wish I could relive
Studio nearly cut the Kingsman church scene just 3 days before release. Now it’s one of the most iconic action scenes ever.
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This and the literal entirety of Fury Road and 1917
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My Superman
David Corenswet says he grew up playing Star Wars games including ‘BATTLEFRONT II’, ‘JEDI ACADEMY’ and ‘JEDI OUTCAST’ (Source: @IGNBrasil)
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