𝐌̵𝐄̵𝐓̵𝐇̵𝐇̵𝐄̵𝐀̵𝐃̵ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖. ⋆.˚☕︎ (@druggeduma) header
𝐌̵𝐄̵𝐓̵𝐇̵𝐇̵𝐄̵𝐀̵𝐃̵ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖. ⋆.˚☕︎ (@druggeduma) profile picture

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ᅠ is that the man from the world cup? sorry, i don't know that guy. i do not like playing with balls. that much. it's really scary, because one time, spe-chan attacked me with two pairs of balls! ——
⠀ Ah , you’re making a mess . . . ( Softly clicking his tongue and sighing , crouching downwards and retrieving each individual pill to the best of his ability whilst Cafe bounced . Standing up with a light huff . ) Yes , you can play with it , dear . Come on , let’s +
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ᅠ ——it was scary! super duper scary! i did not know her balls could do that. but, it's ok. [ ..following him around. surprising that she hasn't stumbled over or tripped yet. ]
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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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ᅠ [ hopping in place again. her bra fell to the floor.. pills everywhere. she doesn't mind it. ] what! really? really? can we? i want to play with that weird toy gun again. i want to go there, please, daddy. [ ..by 'toy gun,' she means hair dryer. ]
⠀ ( Quietly staring , those unblinking maroon orbs gazing intently at each action taken by the Uma before him . It wasn’t until her question that he began to move in response . ) I do indeed if you wish to accompany me to the lab .
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ᅠ [ taking her bra off. tossing the pills into the bra, and wrapping it like a bun. putting it back into her shirt, and then eating the bag. ] do you have more, daddy
⠀ So needy . . . ~ ( Simply dropping the bag into those awaiting hands . ) Here you go , my dear . Take as many as you’d like , I’ll be right beside you to make sure you’re okay . ♡
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ᅠ [ hopping in place. hands out like a rabbit. ] give me, give me, give me, please! daddy! i want to know what is inside those pills! please daddy
⠀ Don’t worry , you won’t have anything like that . ( Reaching into his coat pocket and rummaging around , retrieving a small bag of unmarked pills and jostling them before Cafe’s eyes . ) These should make you forget about your troublesome tummy ache . 💕
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ᅠ really.ᐣ.ᐟ i want. i want it, daddy. please reward me! oh, but, my tummy still hurts, so i don't want to eat anything that looks like urchins
⠀ Ah . . . The fault is mine , I should have simplified my instructions for you . You’ve been a good girl regardless , would you like a reward .ᐣ ♡
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ᅠ there are so many mommies and daddies. i am shadow clone jutsu. wait, nevermind. my cock is hard.
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ᅠ hello daddy yes i ate the box. it took four hours and my tummy hurts but i ate it for you
⠀ . . . You’re making an attempt at humor , yes .ᐣ Please tell me you didn’t actually consume the box .
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ᅠ cafe? yes! hello that is my name. sorry, but, i can't smell anything. my mommy and my daddy gave me pill box, so, i ate it. the box, not the pills. thank you.
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ᅠ i really like the taste of iron. i = bread r = chocolate o = ramen n = my mommy
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ᅠ i want to eat ..shawarmas. sham sham shamwarm-a. it is good have you tried that before.ᐣ
Then what do you want to eat? Do you want Ramen?
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ᅠ my tummy is always so grumbly after eating bread. i don't want to eat that.
Then grab something to eat. Like a sandwich.
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ㅤ𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒆. 𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 .ᐟ ✧˖°.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀H-Hey, 𝒃𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒖...! ⠀⠀⠀ 𝑪-𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑷 𝑴𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺...?
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⠀⠀⠀ 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ʏᴀᴅᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“𝗧emp 📌 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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ᅠ my tummy is really soft to play with touch it, trainer. please touch my belly. rub my belly, please.
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ㅤ𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒖𝒑! 𝑰 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒐𝒏𝒐! ♪
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓣𝙝𝙚 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧 here is 𝑴𝑬 ⠀
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