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I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills. #fuckNRA #VoteBlue #brotherlylove #mffl #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds #GoBirdsDH

Joined June 2009
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They down in Mississippi lookin for votes like loose change in the couch
Mississippi U.S. Senate: 1 new vote from Tishomingo County 🔴 Hyde-Smith: +1 (100%) 🔵 Colom: +0 (0%) Colom's statewide lead narrows to 2,535 votes.
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Caucasian Celtics magnets
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A guy on Twitter (@nickkorte) just made the Cincinnati Bengals back out of trade with the Philadelphia Eagles… And now I think they owe this dude a job because it’s not the first time he’s helped them
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COLLAPSED ‼️
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Please do Till I collapse!!!
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NOW LEAN BACK 😂
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The Jaguars at the trade deadline
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JEFFRIES IS Fucking SHADY! This is NOT A RACE INDUCED ISSUE AS PLENTY OF BLACK PPL ARE CALLING HIM OUT! Especially with the KUSHNER SITUATION
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Replying to @iplayrockymovie
"Rocky IV "You can't Win!" No easy way out Sylvester Stallone and Talia Shire https://nitter.gq/t.co/mUwazBcVys" / X
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MY AGE IS SHOWING 🥴
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“However it can help the team even in my departure, I’m absolutely glad to be doing that”
“Disappointed” 💔Jordan Davis tells me in an exclusive 1-on-1 interview after being traded to the Jags he loves the Eagles & Philly will always have a special place in his heart but he understands the #Eagles are “rebuilding” More on @FOX29philly ▶️youtu.be/07Ijs9AJH8Q
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People think good Qb’s just fall out the tree.
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A jaguars fan?
A word of advice to the Philadelphia Eagles fan base that’s excited about future draft picks from a fan base that has been there for the last two decades… It sucks… Much rather be excited about current players, which is where Jacksonville is now… Enjoy your rebuild
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WHERE ALL MY DOGS AT 🐶
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Dmx-ruff Ryder anthem
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Microwave shady as fvck talmbout "You like you some lasagna, don't you?" 😂😂😂 Been laughing at this all day😂😂😂😂
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Dr. Dre told Ice Cube and Mike Epps that Larry Smith is the GREATEST HIP-HOP PRODUCER of all time, explaining how he inspired an ENTIRE GENERATION but never got the recognition he deserved, while also giving Sylvia Robinson her flowers for her impact on hip-hop 👏🔥
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Nick Sirianni rn
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This is one of my favorite Eagles moments of all time Thank you Jordan Davis 🦅
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William Shatner spent YEARS apologising for this joke!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
William Shatner has not spent years apologizing for the 1986 SNL "Get a Life" sketch. He has described it as exaggerated comedy meant in fun, received more praise than criticism at the time, and later embraced fandom in his book and documentary of the same name. screenrant.com/star-trek-snl-… slashfilm.com/1684896/willia… trekmovie.com/2021/09/06/wil… yahoo.com/entertainment/…
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