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Amanda Seyfried should have been made to play out scenes from a hypothetical sequel to Ted 2
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Witches, grab your brooms!!!!
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of all the memes I enjoy,I think "they didn't tell you??? 👀" got the least airplay and it's a tragedy. Uner-deployable everywhich occasion. My brother, they didn't tell you??
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Sending this to all the beautiful women in my phone until one of them goes "how did you know?!?" (to the girl reading this, I didn't send it to you because I know you're way above that)
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My ass went to France and took a shit in the toilettay
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heard a great figure of speech. "I'm not a good animal when [xyz]"
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it's all ways anywaves
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Radiosol was good enough to entrance me all day but its instructions are super obtuse and I still haven't figured out where to explore after the first three major puzzles were dealt with. To the game's credit, going everywhere imaginable was fairly rewarding anyway
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It's honestly an honour and a privilege to be stalked by you at all! I'll pick you up in the next hour babe
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I think I'll go vote a couple more times before they close the polls
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your friend group can't even do a coordinated little dance together on tiktok
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"Oops! All Opps" birthday party
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It would be a big laugh if Quebec became independent before this finished up
With trains travelling at 300 km/h or more, we'll reduce travel times by about half and reshape transportation across a corridor that includes more than 40% of the country's population. For more details: altotrain.ca/en/about-alto/p…
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I'm sorry but is Anish Kapoor that bad a guy for real? I am having difficulty figuring out the material consequences of anything he's done
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when a new movie has a 3.5 on letterboxd it’s probably good, when it has a 3.9 it’s transcendentally beautiful, and anything above 4.0 is pig feed
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High Kick
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New dating strategy is to hang out wherever high-level intelligence agency workers drink and pretend like I'm one of them to trick an attractive honeypot agent into asking me out
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to the people who listen to music in the shower, aren’t yall afraid of being fingered by a jinn????
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The greatest song of all time, a title it shares with 8-10 other Saint Etienne tracks
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all video games should have an Import Custom Music option that's all that matters
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