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old acct susepended at 69,420mm (this is brack obama, barack oabama is me). orpah winfrey show,stan acct. smarr guy also toufh. #1 inch warrior. comedic wizard.

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quoting this just so i can pin it to my own profile
the heart (@Fredward3948576) profile picturethe heart@Fredward39485762 Apr 2025
You can take my civil rights away. I don’t deserve them. I’m bad
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literally…. Nobody Wants This
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 28
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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learning about kudzu and the preposterous immensity of its root system and this shit is terrifying to me
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i’m a weekly contestant on the hit gameshow ‘Do I Really Want to K*** Myself, or Is It Just 2:30am and I Forgot To Eat Today (Yesterday?)’
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ashley ray@theashleyrayOct 19
victor you will be the most vindicated faithful in traitors history
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this regular people season of The Traitors might be the dumbest group of faithfuls i’ve ever seen in my entire life (besides my King Victor) but like seriously these people are all so dumb how do they breathe and chew bubble gum at the same time they should be ashamed to exist
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not now, kitten. daddy is trying to crack mommy in half like a glowstick.
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crackhead with an iPhone i have lots of questions
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after walking around on it all day i’ve officially decided my knee ligaments are not torn and i will NOT be seeing a doctor about this. thank you for your attention to my medical decree. please note no further second opinions will be accepted at this time
waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk) profile picturewaka fawksa flame@dumbledonkOct 20
whoever invented the possibility of tearing an ACL in bowling league deserves to be fired into the sun
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sojujinbutsu@EdgarPoop1Oct 19
Coworker was trying to lunch shame for eating early. Girl, you are a slave to an abstract construct and I want tasty nibbles stfu
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absolutely pooping myself about how good my knee feels attached to my left leg currently
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ok nvm i just bent my leg and i think the pain is only imaginary probably im being dramatic
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i lied it just hurts more now
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ADHD in corporate america needs to be abolished. i read this guy’s ping at 7am yesterday and said “too early to respond, will do during work hours” which i promptly forgot until like 4 hours later when i go to respond but he is in meeting so i go “ok not that important will respo
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nd when he’s off a meeting” and now it is 4:37am and i’m thinking about this instead of sleeping and still havent responded to his stupid ping
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i responded. 25 hours later
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need to watch a comfort movie and bourne supremacy aint cutting it; taking suggestions
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nvm i keep watching for now i guess
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how many more hours until everybody else is awake i’m hoping like 3-4 but willing to bank on 5 to be safe
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woke up in underwear (good) but also my socks (bad, Bad. so vERY BAD! BAD!!!!! NO GOOD!!!! TERRIBLE AND AWFUL)
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